Joseph Southern

Born in Texas. Writes Code. Plays Guitar. Tries to be Good.

@[email protected]

[Joseph Southern @JosephSouthern]

Wow. Mattress Mack attacked the Harris County democratic majority in full page @HoustonChron ad aimed at @LinaHidalgoTX

“…socialism agenda…”

“…white(sic) bamboozling and browbeating the I’ll-informed & weak while you curry favor from social justice warriors…”

[Peter Reinhardt @reinpk]

In retrospect, I’m glad we spent 140 million tons per year of carbon budget on crypto in return for all the fraud.

[Joseph Southern @JosephSouthern]

@hellojoie I like the phrase I coined for this… The Triumvirate!

[Joseph Southern @JosephSouthern]

@hellojoie Way to go!!! Congrats!!

[Joseph Southern @JosephSouthern]

@kylebradbury All my money is on Evil Abe Lincoln in the back.

[darth™ @darth]

when u walk into an interview and it is @IChotiner

[Joseph Southern @JosephSouthern]

I’d take that @MasterClass!

[Slaid Cleaves @slaidc]

Making the sausage.

[CodeIsTheEnd @CodeIsTheEnd]

🥲

@PlainTextSports, get ready!

[Nathan Eror @neror]

We're hiring iOS developers (lead, senior, and junior) at Audible! Come work with me. 😀

My DMs are open if you would like to ask me anything privately.

Did I mention that employees get free access to the entire Audible catalog?

https://t.co/fAVgDgqeDI

[» teej @teej_m]

I thought these were drawn exclusively for O’Reilly. My whole life is a lie.

[Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn]

Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what

[Joseph Southern @JosephSouthern]

I’m so dumb. I first thought “why couldn’t they wear suits?”.

[Joseph Southern @JosephSouthern]

Now that’s a Home Screen! Sept 1, 2010

[Michael Feathers @mfeathers]

Nice capsule description of Technical Debt for non-technical stakeholders.

[Zach Despart @zachdespart]

It's hard to overstate how bluntly @LinaHidalgoTX took Houston's largest chamber of commerce to task today for not speaking out against the TX voting bills.

She won't give her annual speech there because of it.
w/@jaspscherer ➡️https://t.co/bFdjggHLfs

[Zach Despart @zachdespart]

⬇️ https://t.co/q8FR54OAc0

[Zach Despart @zachdespart]

I'm glad many people's families have largely been untouched by COVID-19. But please acknowledge you're lucky.
I spent a day last summer w/@godovasquez in a SE #Houston funeral home that served mostly Latino families. It was booked solid. Almost all COVID deaths. All adult ages.

[Zach Despart @zachdespart]

After reporting on the pandemic for 14 months, this is so hard to read.
577,000 Americans are dead.
Vaccines offer us a path back to normal.
Not enough people are getting them.
https://t.co/PB5CNLQNod

[Lei Low Bar @leilowhtx]

🚨 New Hours 🚨
Lei Low is now open 4pm-2am Tuesday-Sunday.
Catch Winston and the gang slanging drinks all night long.

📸: @kristenkgiles

#TIKI #TIKI AF #leilowafterdark #houston #htowndrinks #leilowhtx #rainbow #LESSGOO

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Today, we officially reached our goal of 200 million shots in my first 100 days.

Make no mistake: This is an American achievement. It’s a powerful demonstration of unity and resolve. And a reminder of what we can accomplish when we come together in pursuit of a common goal.