Joseph Wells

How’s the bacon did you say?

[Joseph Wells @JosephWells7_]

@NUFC 3 signings in 2 days wtf

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Endrick when Ancelotti forces him to sit next to John McGinn on the UFO

[LC @NUFCLC]

Someone rang up TalkSPORT the other day and said:

“The issue with our fans is they treated the League Cup win as the end, rather than the beginning.”

And it couldn’t be more true. 👏

#NUFC

[Connor. @CHPopadom]

Ask the fans for the support, ask the fans for the pride, ask the fans for the passion.

How about the fucking 11 on the pitch show some of that. #NUFC

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

A pathetic, weak, lazy, limp second half from Newcastle again #NEWSUN

[Don Remontada @tthor_4]

@Oletrain Declan rice trying to look busy

[Billie @Billie_T]

Igor Tudor in team meetings

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Congratulations to 11-year-old William Osula from Denmark, winner of today's MU Soccer Schools World Skills Final.

[Glen 007 @nugs777]

Since I won a million, I'm doing a 10k giveaway to one lucky person must retweet and be following winner announced tomorrow around 6 #super6 #10k

[juan @juasanalghaib]

maybe the greatest accent mix in human history

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Roberto De Zerbi when he finds out Yung Filly was in Charltons academy

[JoPaCo @Jopaco84]

So #NUFC (who have no debt to our owners) had to sell a player that we wanted to keep to a team who have £373m debt to their owner, to meet financial fair play rules? Ok, that makes perfect sense.

[Swin @Swin9]

I don’t support Newcastle because we win things.

So yes. Stay at St James and you can fuck off elsewhere

[LC @NUFCLC]

@NUFC Definitley makes sense to let American fans who’ve never set foot in SJP lead the discussion into what’s best to do with our stadium.

New stadium it is - ripping the soul out of our club peice by peice to accommodate coperate and YouTubers.

[Billy @_TightWadBill]

He could score 100 goals this season but the fact remains that he’s a fucking rapist scumbag that doesn’t deserve a thing.

[Mainly Oasis @mainlyoasis]

Oops

[Neil Warnock @warnockofficial]

Enjoy it lads , but enjoy it by being disciplined…

@NoelGallagher @liamgallagher

[Biggies Malls 2.0 @Biggies_MaIIs]

Just voted.