Biang Gweng

Maverick. Introspective. Interrogative. Acerbic. Son of the Soil. Retweets not endorsements.

[Biang Gweng @Joseph_Joecoolo]

MURKOMEN is the proverbial ICARUS, son of DAEDALUS, who FLEW so CLOSE to the SUN, and had his WAX burnt by the sun. He plunged into the SEA, and that was his END.

[Biang Gweng @Joseph_Joecoolo]

If he THREATENED to SLAP a whole PRESIDENT, what then could he do to a COMMON MAN and WOMAN?

[Biang Gweng @Joseph_Joecoolo]

I CHALLENGE MATIANGI to go to ELGEYO MARAKWET and WEST POKOT to LAUNCH a SCATHING SECURITY OPERATION on CRIMINALS there just like he did in NAKURU. Both are also in Kenya.

[Biang Gweng @Joseph_Joecoolo]

The MAN who PROMISED SCHOOL KIDS LAPTOPS in 2013 but NEVER DELIVERED, is now PROMISING KENYANS WiFi in every MARKET, SCHOOL and HOSPITAL.... And how many hospitals, schools and markets has he LAUNCHED in 9 years?

[Biang Gweng @Joseph_Joecoolo]

RUTO'S MANIFESTO LACKS everything a CRAVING KENYAN DESIRES...

[Biang Gweng @Joseph_Joecoolo]

Even AHMEDNASSIR ABDULLAHI COULD NOT EXPLAIN what BOTTOM UP APPROACH means on NTV with Professor Adams Oloo. And these are the folks UDA RELIES on for ADVICE. The earth couldn't be HARDER!

[Biang Gweng @Joseph_Joecoolo]

JUST WOWED by BABA and MARTHA'S COHERENT ARTICULATION of what they'll be doing to KENYA after their swearing in. When Bwana Asifiiwe and his running mate are being interviewed, there is CHAOS.

[Biang Gweng @Joseph_Joecoolo]

The GREATEST LOSER in the forthcoming GENERAL ELECTIONS is EKURU AUKOT.

[Biang Gweng @Joseph_Joecoolo]

BWANA ASIFIWE claims that Baba is RUDDERLESS, but he keeps FOLLOWING him wherever he has CAMPAIGNED. This week he must be in MANDERA.

[Biang Gweng @Joseph_Joecoolo]

On 8th AUGUST, BALLOT PAPERS will REACH the furthest ENDS of this COUNTRY where medicine, water and electricity have NEVER REACHED. That's the SADDEST REALITY.

[Biang Gweng @Joseph_Joecoolo]

To the FATHERLESS who didn't know what to do with the,HAPPY FATHER'S DAY MESSAGE, you are not ALONE! YOU have GOD the FATHER! Be Strong. One day, the message will come your way.

[Biang Gweng @Joseph_Joecoolo]

There's NO COMPETITION between ESTHER PASSARIS and the TWEAKING NINJA. Nairobi is gone early in the morning!

[Biang Gweng @Joseph_Joecoolo]

A DEGREE DOESN'T cure BAD MANNERS. LOOK at Murkomen.

[Biang Gweng @Joseph_Joecoolo]

Some CIVILIANS have been in the recent past ROBBED by the very POLICE who are supposed to PROTECT them.

[Biang Gweng @Joseph_Joecoolo]

No one should BURY their PARENTS because of THUGS and INSECURITY. When we thought we've felt enough of increased fuel and cooking oil prices, now we live in fear of being attacked by thugs in our homes and in the streets. SAD!

[Biang Gweng @Joseph_Joecoolo]

The SECURITY operation aimed at MOPPING ILLEGAL GUNS in Marakwet County will not END BANDITRY. The bandits are EXTREMELY CUNNING.... there SURRENDER a firearm today, they ACQUIRE another one TOMORROW.

[Biang Gweng @Joseph_Joecoolo]

FROM NOW ON, anyone who GRADUATES from a UNIVERSITY MUST take a PHOTO in their GOWN, either alone or with FAMILY. The evidence will be needed in COURT in FUTURE.

[Biang Gweng @Joseph_Joecoolo]

JOHNSTONE SAKAJA OBSTRUCTED MARY WAMBUI from getting a STATE JOB because she didn't have a DEGREE. Mary WAMBUI must be LAUGHING OUT LOUD after realising that the guy himself is like her. Who is KARMA?

[Biang Gweng @Joseph_Joecoolo]

If POLICE had enough PATROL VEHICLES, the BRAZEN night ROBBERY that happened in GATAKA, RONGAI last night would not have occurred. Police presence is the first DETERENCE against crime.

[Biang Gweng @Joseph_Joecoolo]

TOTAL CONFUSION in Kenya Kwisha ALLIANCE. Ruto quoting WRONG Bible Verses, PREACHERS PRAYING for AZIMIO in UDA RALLIES, PREACHERS calling Kenya Kwanza Kenya Kwisha in UDA RALLIES, GACHAGUA mistaking police uniform with Women Guild. The end will be a confused opposition.