Joseph

Bagel Master, Twitter Professional, what more could you ask for? #RIPJosephWolff #LGM #Flames1stGoalHuberdeau

[Joseph @Joseph_Wolff1]

Blow up a balloon, tie it shut, and rub it against your shirt a number of times, so that the balloon acquires a net electric charge. Now touch the balloon to the ceiling. When released, will the balloon remain stuck to the ceiling?

[Pitchergami @pitchergami]

No Pitchergami.

Andrew Abbott | CIN @ CHC

3.0 IP | 8 H | 7 ER | 2 BB | 1 K

This stat line has been thrown 15 times before. The last time this was thrown was on 2026-04-12 by Andrew Abbott.

[Joseph @Joseph_Wolff1]

Brett Baty

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Brett Baty

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Brett Baty

[Foul Territory @FoulTerritoryTV]

Shota Imanaga credits his success in his past 9 starts to changing his phone lockscreen to this photo of Ben Brown on the training table, which he calls "Lucky Benjamin" 🤣

[Joseph @Joseph_Wolff1]

Highlights https://t.co/Dpd55M2LgQ

[Joseph @Joseph_Wolff1]

Covered in FUCKING axe FUCKING body spray at 1:20 am what the FUCK has my life come to I have an INTERVIEW at 10 am

[Joseph @Joseph_Wolff1]

just got IDed buying an Arizona iced tea 🤭

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Things you can get in a dozen:
- Eggs
- Roses
- Mets losses

[Joseph @Joseph_Wolff1]

I swear Jeff Passan only goes insane negative fuck ass mode when it comes to the Mets

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Mets lost their 12th straight after blowing a three-run lead. They didn’t get a hit over the final five innings. At 7-16, they are tied for the worst record in MLB. There is ugly, and then there is this.

Juan Soto is expected to return tomorrow. That’s a start at least.

[Joseph @Joseph_Wolff1]

BoyfriEND
GirlfriEND
WeekEND
They all end with end
You know what doesn’t?
Francisco Alvarez
RT if you cried #LGM

[Joseph @Joseph_Wolff1]

BoyfriEND
GirlfriEND
WeekEND
They all end with end
You know what doesn’t?
Francisco Alvarez
RT if you cried #LGM

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

The baseball Gods are testing Orion Kerkering

[Always the Jake @JacobsFieldRBW]

OPINION: Will Wilson Chase DeLauter? Austin Hedges.

[Joseph @Joseph_Wolff1]

2:00 am chipotle

[MLB @MLB]

Joey Wiemer has reached base safely in each of his first TEN plate appearances in 2026!

He ties Carlos Delgado (2002) for the longest streak to start a season in the last 75 years! 🤯

[Joseph @Joseph_Wolff1]

My goat (if only he was not on the Nats)

[MLB @MLB]

Joey Wiemer has 8 plate appearances with the @Nationals.

He's reached base all 8 times! 🤯