Joseph Whiteaker III

Eagle Scout | Cloud Native Engineer | BE THE BEST VERSION OF YOU | Open source contributor 🟦

[South Carolina Gamecocks @GamecocksOnline]

THE MOMENT.

[South Carolina Football @GamecockFB]

Run of the Year.

[JJ @JJ_sports_]

I would rather go back to the BCS than a 24-team playoff.

[Brad Crawford @BCrawford247]

Shane Beamer gives his guarantee for the 2026 season

[Brent @HJhughes79]

But if it makes you feel better

[CFBTalkDaily @CFBTalkDaily]

In the past 4 seasons, South Carolina has had a 10+ point lead in 12 SEC games.

They’ve now blown that lead in 8 of those 12 games.

Beamer Ball

[Joseph Whiteaker III @Josephaw2014]

One more day until Mississippi State

[South Carolina Football @GamecockFB]

WHAT COACH SAID 🗣️

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Cowboys need to guarantee Shiyazh Pete a roster spot just for how great this speech is

[David Cloninger @DCPandC]

Bad news from USC as the last open practice is about to commence: Jayden Gibson and Jayden Sellers are each out for the season.

Lower-body injuries for each.

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

when you hear “prod is down” there two types of reactions

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨In the NFL draft today:

-A man who's never played football before... got drafted
-A Heisman finalist 3 months ago... went un-drafted

[Joseph Whiteaker III @Josephaw2014]

The experience of using @antigravity on an enterprise linux distro has been a slow series of regressions stacking on top of each other to a completely unusuable product...

1. Can't use the ai chat in a non sandbox
2. Can't even submit the bug successfully in the IDE

[🛸 @_fwOpium]

" God please give me a sign if i'm eating to much.."

God:

[Johan @liebert_2026]

When the code worked on the first try

[Johan @liebert_2026]

Software engineering in 2026

[prayingforexits 🏴‍☠️ @mrexits]

Software engineers in 2030 be like

[Charles Patterson @CharlesPattson]

“Can we jump on a quick call”