Joseph Burk

I'm neither amusing or insightful, but I may tell you to fuck off.

[Joseph Burk @Josephburk]

Yo @ReggieBush you're an idiot.

[Joseph Burk @Josephburk]

@LanceBriggs you do resemble the Old Spice guy, people may want to know what kind of soap you're using.

[Joseph Burk @Josephburk]

I wish I could get as excited about anything as my dog does about everything

[Joseph Burk @Josephburk]

Whistle.

[Joseph Burk @Josephburk]

1 more hr

[Joseph Burk @Josephburk]

The only thing that sucks about #mnf on ESPN is that it's on ESPN

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Beer, of course, is actually a depressant. But poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.

[Joseph Burk @Josephburk]

@DylanRatigan How much do you think it would cost to have Rush do his show wearing a hat made of ham?

[Joseph Burk @Josephburk]

@cst_Cowley "The Steel City Kitten" #newnickname

[Joseph Burk @Josephburk]

@cst_Cowley "The Pennsylvania Dandy" #newnickname

[Joseph Burk @Josephburk]

@cst_Cowley "Daisy" #newnickname

[Joseph Burk @Josephburk]

@cst_Cowley "Mr Varsity" #newnickname

[Joseph Burk @Josephburk]

@cst_Cowley "Smarm King" #newnickname

[Joseph Burk @Josephburk]

Somebody stole my mood ring, now I'm not sure how I feel about that.

[Joseph Burk @Josephburk]

Well I aint no milkman or milkmans son. But I'll keep you supplied till the milkman come

[Joseph Burk @Josephburk]

“@KyleKorver: No time to dwell, another one tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.” Ok Kyle since its your birthday here's a RT

[Joseph Burk @Josephburk]

“@barbieK_: Is it really 79 degrees in Chicago right now? Global warming is no joke we're all going to DIE” Sure, eventually

[Joseph Burk @Josephburk]

@AdamSchefter define "most under-rated" is it like people think he REALLY sucks?

[Joseph Burk @Josephburk]

I feel like 100 years from now a religion will be framed around people dissecting and contemplating @ochocinco tweets

[Joseph Burk @Josephburk]

I use to believe in Rush. Then I offered my sons 4th grade teacher $40 for a bj and now I'm in all kinds of trouble. #stoprush