Josephine Hamme

When Mike got arrested, they told him, Anything you say will be held against you.Mike said, Claudia Schiffer's breasts.

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@Leslieul38 By asking for the impossible we obtain the possible - Italian Proverb

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How nice to see Aamir promoting Bodyguard at Ramlila maidan in Salman's absence.

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Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness it is generally the by-product of other activities - Aldous Huxley

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We learn and grow and are transformed not so much by what we do but by why and how we do it - Sharon Salzberg

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Elephant #joke What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants

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The saddest thing of word or pen, To know the things that might have been - John Greenleaf Whittier

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#TeamFollowBack @SyncExpert @WanoiDoherty @rlkinkelaar @nda_nindaa @haafshooh @Mysh_ @YYmmDDtt #ff #FollowFriday

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Yo why yuh searching down all the first class numbers and yuh seat is 23f man. Hahahha no sah

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@Julietafn42 People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard

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C4's coverage of World Athletics is pure car crash TV. Presenter Ortis makes Dean Macey look like David Attenborough.

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Frog #joke What jumps up and down in front of a car? Froglights!

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@Fawnspw Man is by nature a political animal - Aristotle

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Suicide car blast on Alamdar Rd Quetta. Eid prayers targeted.

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Love is like a car, you can have it forever, or someone can steal it, or it could crash and burn.

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It seems I've missed the Hogwarts Express. BRB STEALING A FLYING CAR.

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To worry is a sin. Only one sort of worry is permissible; to worry because one worries - Hasidic Saying