The One and Only Egg Montoya

I'm an asshole, but I'm not 100% a dick. DC comics aficionado, Twitch streamer, Political Science Major.

[The One and Only Egg Montoya @JosephusHynes]

I’m gonna do this as a poll because I’m not getting accurate answers. Do you guys put jelly (or jam) on your toast, before you put an egg on the toast?

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Josh mcdaniels is just such a nextlevel offensive genius that no player on earth is good enough at football to begin to understand how to execute on his brilliance

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

This dude’s relationship with science is wild

[♠️ @randyswrld_]

Four Minutes Of Matthew Perry Bloopers

Rest In Peace

[The One and Only Egg Montoya @JosephusHynes]

Great game for Justin Jefferson fantasy owners

[Jason Burke @ByJasonB]

It looks like Altuve was rewarded with screen time for hitting that home run.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

A true story worth sharing at least once a year 🐐

[BadGalAli @aliweitz]

Jalen Hurts on 4th and 1:

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

cobblers probably thought their profession would never die out. "people will wear shoes forever". true bitch but you did not account for other factors

[The One and Only Egg Montoya @JosephusHynes]

I truly have an embarrassment of riches at RB in my fantasy football league. Start 3 (2 at RB, 1 Flex):

Tony Pollard
Travis Etienne
Raheem Mostert
Devon Achane
Breece Hall
Gus Edwards

#FantasyFootball

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

“Why did they make us do this? Regular cable worked. It’s worked for 60 years” -@BarstoolBigCat

[scoob @MostCrucified]

sunglasses on at night yeah lets see you pass a drug test slick

[Evan Roberts @EvanRobertsWFAN]

I don’t recognize this QB

[kate ⚾️ @sfgiantskate]

regardless of ur opinions on his manigerial skills, kap was extremely vocal about justice for marginalized groups in baseball and giving awareness to mental health issues in the sport. that didnt go unnoticed and im really really going to miss having that voice on in our org

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

hey donald
the jerk store called

[brae @itsBrae_]

“Ur a jerk”

“I kno”

[The One and Only Egg Montoya @JosephusHynes]

The most Giants thing that could possibly happen is win 4 straight after being mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. #SFGiants

[John DeShazier @JohnDeShazier]

Alontae had 3 passes defensed and a sack in the first half. That man workin.

[The One and Only Egg Montoya @JosephusHynes]

If Elongated Muskrat really starts charging everyone to use this crappy app, I’m out. Fuck @elonmusk