Joshua Thompson

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

If we’re Making America Healthy Again, government shouldn't be promoting glyphosate and providing liability immunity for corporations making it.

Thank you to @RepEliCrane for cosponsoring the No Immunity for Glyphosate Act.

[Old Media @oldmedia]

Metalocalypse (2006)

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

drunk as hell at the function just leaving without telling anybody

[Patrick (in Floriduh)🤓😎 @IUB1G]

The Iowa Hawkeyes

The arrogance of Notre Dame
The tradition of Wake Forest

[Joshua Thompson @Josh23JT23]

@CycloneATH 🧃

[Iowa State Athletics @CycloneATH]

🚨FAN APPRECIATION WEEK DAY 2🚨

Today we are choosing 2️⃣ lucky fan to wins a JUICE BOX😍

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[Joshua Thompson @Josh23JT23]

@CharlieHustleCo @WeWillCllective @ktthompsoncycl1

[Charlie Hustle @CharlieHustleCo]

Calling all Cyclone Fans!🌪️

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Winner announced Friday!

[Joshua Thompson @Josh23JT23]

Never heard so many people before cheer for a 10+ yard pass, imagine.

[Big Noon Kickoff @BNKonFOX]

Quite the entrance, @markingramII 😤

Ames is ready to ROCK this morning!

[Dovy🔌 @DovySimuMMA]

“Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announce they’re engaged”

[Sound The Cyrens @soundthecyrens]

1 Day 🏈

[Yumi @YumiMain]

This shit is normal mf stop acting like everyone on the planet has autism and adhd it’s annoying as fuck. People actually struggle with shit and it’s become like a quirky personality trait I hate it lmao

[brandon wenerd @brandonwenerd]

The widespread normalization of going out in public in pajamas is weird and must be stopped.

[DaBaum32 @DaBaum32]

https://t.co/gSdoCMdBh6

[Wide Right & Natty Lite @WideRtNattyLt]

🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨

We’re partnering up with @CharlieHustleCo to give away this fantastic bomber jacket.

Just retweet this post and make sure you’re following both us and Charlie Hustle, and you’ll be eligible to win.

The winner will be chosen this coming Sunday, June 30th.

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

EDDIE HALL JUST POWERBOMBED A MIDGET AND THEN KO’D HIM IN A 2V1 WTF 😭😭