Josh Smith

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ChelskiGer_V2]

Course they have 🤣 “say it loud,say it clear , refugees are welcome here , well ahhhh not actually here as in near me though”

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

😔

[Blas de Olmedo @mrpoy0yo]

Hacerse tatuajes ❌
Hacer fiestas de cumpleaños con putas y enanos ✅

Qué religión más rara

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

If Elliot Anderson’s worth £116 million, I’m an Aardvark.

[Callum @_callumstone]

Reminder: he left Harry Maguire, Lewis Hall and Adam Wharton at home. So he could take 36 year old Jordan Henderson and not started a game since October John Stones.

Absolutely no sympathy for him for this performance.

Pathetic squad selection for a pathetic performance.

[Ed Acteson @Ed_Acteson]

Deschamps has brashly taken all of his best players and fashioned them into the most lethal attacking unit in world football, sure.

But do they have the squad balance, leadership and cohesion provided by the likes of Dan Burn, Jordan Henderson and Anthony Gordon? I think not.

[Maine @mainey_maine]

Hitler after he invaded Soviet Russia

[Jorge @_Jorgege]

No es serio que Alemania no tenga a 11 rubios con cara de mala hostia y nombres impronunciables, pérdida total de identidad futbolística

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Muslim niggas will drink alcohol. do drugs. fuck girls. but the moment pork shows up they suddenly remember Allah

[Zach Lowy @ZachLowy]

If you are a Brazilian who has just given birth to a son, please train your child to become a fullback. I promise you that you have at least a 5% chance of seeing your child start for the national team.

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When I mess up I just think about how someone went to work one day and did Chernobyl

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Would you please not vape your fruity flavor around my kids? my wife and i are raising them organically on Marlboro reds

[Alfie House @AlfieHouseEcho]

We might get away with it but the fact we are starting Jarell Quansah at right back in a World Cup game is a result of a serious error in squad selecting.

[Jen k 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Jenny_1884]

I don’t know about anyone else but I can’t believe what I’m seeing & hearing with this country anymore.

It just feels that I went to bed one night & woke up the next night in a completely different country.

Absolutely nothing is like it used to be & it just feels that they are just pushing & pushing on purpose until we hopefully snap & they can bring in restrictions to our lives.

The people that are doing this to us are just pure evil.

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

“How old are you?”

Me:

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Thomas Tuchel on Reece James’ hamstring injury: “Nobody saw it coming.”

Everyone: We literally all saw it coming.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left opened, loud noises, and people.

[Shay 🌈🌸✨ @ShayWoulahan]

If I told you that you had to be somewhere at 7am to collect a cheque for a £1 million and if you were even 1 minute late you wouldn’t get it, you’d be there, in fact you’d probably get there early. You just don’t respect other people’s time enough which is a character flaw.

[ApoStructura @ApoStructura]

The UK will appoint a guy who doesn’t understand the difference between income tax and wealth tax as an economic advisor.