My loyal subjects, though Sir @jackemhoffx and I have shared many a tale, twenty-eight to be precise (13 have yet to be unveiled), our bond is forged in trust, not romance. For not all love is that of the courtship, but love of camaraderie, loyalty, and mirth. And let the realm give thanks unto @SpoogeTube , whose craftsmanship behind the scenes helpeth transform these adventures into worthy chronicles.