josh bales

writer, raconteur. born free but now i’m expensive.

[Justin Shanes @justinshanes]

PSA: research all of your flights in incognito mode or they will purposely f*ck you

[josh bales @JoshBales]

The world needs more Indiana Jones novels in it

[Tony Montana @9mmScorpion]

They keep arresting her for the crime of opposing jewish supremacy. Free @doctor_rahmeh

[paige @BonerWizard]

Poop 👏 at 👏 work 👏

[josh bales @JoshBales]

Wearing a black commando sweater to set the right tone for this all day meeting

[✧ Zoetica Ebb ✧ @zoetica]

Fresh from Lab C / December 13 /
Tickets: https://t.co/BZgN5tMVrU

[josh bales @JoshBales]

“Here, let me take that for you. Don’t worry, I know my way around a phone camera lol”

[josh bales @JoshBales]

I can’t make it across the pond to attend this fascinating and cool af exhibit, so if you’re in or around London, please go and leave behind some trace particles for me

[✧ Zoetica Ebb ✧ @zoetica]

The midpoint of Aberrant Plexus. In ten days, the lab has become a shared ecosystem; artists, performers, and visitors entangled in the same slow metamorphosis. The exhibition breathes and learns. Each visitor leaves behind trace material, spores of attention that alter its morphology.

Fatigue feels like the kind of growth that comes when something exceeds its original form. I’m deeply grateful to everyone who has entered this living archive and allowed themselves to be transformed, even for a moment.

Phase II begins now, with new rituals and new mutations still to come. https://t.co/zTK4VL862o

1. Still from "Thanamnesis"
Written by me, directed by Charlie Jimenez

2. Still from "Psychogametous Transmission Study"
Written and directed by me, embodied by Laboranta
and Fung Neo

3. Dr. Ferenczi Laszlo [David Varhegyi] showing participants around Lab C at The Institute for Psychogametous Life

4. Your symbiont on opening night

[Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 @kinky_horror]

If you can/would like to help. 🖤

[josh bales @JoshBales]

@_lizharvey Tbf I do the same thing if I sense people are eating tiny snacks without me

[josh bales @JoshBales]

Thank you Amazon for showing me how this power tool organizer would look in my living room

[josh bales @JoshBales]

I have one character flaw and unfortunately it is hubris

[josh bales @JoshBales]

@NatTurnerII @IlanImani 😂

[josh bales @JoshBales]

@LibbyBallengee Noice! I need to check this out

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The HOA can kiss my ass

[josh bales @JoshBales]

Finally, a word that perfectly describes how I move through this weird, beautiful world

[josh bales @JoshBales]

The way my brain first interpreted this as “Queen of the Farts”

[josh bales @JoshBales]

Dude attempted to orally pleasure himself but did not understand, with tragic consequences, the correct technique

[josh bales @JoshBales]

I need to manually take notes today, but didn’t bring a pen with me and had to borrow one. This feels like being in high school all over again

[josh bales @JoshBales]

“There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people.”

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