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Josh | Reborn Christian | Liberty University (Cybersecurity) | Crucible Pulse | ✝️💯🙏

[Jayy__ @JoshBrayKC]

Showing gratitude and thanksgiving to Your Lord is praying for positivity.
Showing anxiety and worry to your idol is praying for negativity.

So who would you rather pray to? A temporary drop in time or an eternal ocean? You are a drop inside an eternal ocean. Remember that.

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@BeSaintly She is correct on all accounts and she is preventing her son from making a stupid mistake while he is young. He will regret it for the rest of his life if he went through with it. That’s a mother with unconditional love. 🗿

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@trad_west_ Honestly that women is based! Now if only more Californians could respect her, then that would be great though I don’t see that happening anytime soon. I hope I’m wrong though!

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@KuroSekaiAnime As much as I would love to hate on this game, it doesn’t look that bad and I thought the setting was unique. I really haven’t followed God of War too much though this might be the game I will buy! I won’t preorder though if I’m disappointed, I will just buy the older games

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Best inside joke this century goes to this OP. Still alive two decades later! 🗿

[Bennie🕊️ @Bennieeexyz]

I accidentally gaslit my entire family when I was 9.

And they're still falling for it.

When I was a kid, my grandma used to babysit me during summer breaks.

One afternoon she was making bacon for lunch.

She threw it in a pan, turned on the stove, and sat down on the couch to wait.

A few minutes later she was asleep.

Completely out.

Meanwhile, I was staring at that bacon like a starving wolf.

So I did what any responsible 9-year-old would do.

I ate all of it.

Every last piece.

Then I looked at the empty pan.

And immediately realized I had a problem.

My grandma was going to wake up expecting bacon.

I had evidence to dispose of.

So I left the pan on low heat with the grease still inside and went back to watching cartoons.

About twenty minutes later she woke up.

Grandma: Oh no.

Grandma: The bacon!

She rushed into the kitchen.

Then stopped.

The pan was empty.

No bacon.

Nothing.

Just a little grease.

She looked confused.

Then looked at me.

Grandma: Where's the bacon?

And before my brain had time to stop me, I said:

Me: I think you left it cooking so long it just... disappeared.

Grandma: What?

Me: Yeah.

Me: It fried away.

Grandma stared into the pan.

Then back at me.

Then into the pan again.

And somehow...

She believed me.

Not only did she believe me.

She told the rest of the family.

For years.

Apparently "if you leave bacon on the stove too long, it'll completely cook itself out of existence."

Nobody questioned it.

Nobody challenged the science.

The story spread.

Fast forward more than 20 years.

I was at a family cookout recently when someone yelled:

"Hey, don't leave the bacon unattended."

Another person immediately replied:

"Yeah, remember what happened to Grandma's bacon?"

And that's when I realized something.

My entire family still thinks bacon can evaporate if you cook it long enough.

I have considered telling them the truth.

But at this point, the lie has been alive longer than some of my cousins.

I think it deserves a chance to keep going.

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@Bennieeexyz I believe some of them are in on the joke and for the ones that aren’t, hopefully this legend prevents them from burning the house down one day 😂

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@FireswordJason For context, I only play once or twice a year for a few weeks before I get bored again. So trust me, I’m not bad at Avalon. I’m just not looking forward to Khrysalis. Creepy 💀

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@FireswordJason Honestly I can’t believe World of Warcraft’s main competitor is Wizard101. 😂 Honestly a cool feeling, ngl. I may continue Wiz though. Last account got banned a few years ago sadly though I’ve been slowly grinding my way through the game. I’ve been on Avalon for the past year

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@CarSighting S-Cargo is the way to go! I have a Gary the Snail S-Cargo only going 88 MPH! Funniest vehicle I own besides the P50. A friend of mine owns the North Korean version. Not even kidding

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@CarSighting S-Cargo is the way to go! I have a Gary the Snail S-Cargo only going 88 MPH! Funniest vehicle I own besides the P50. A friend of mine owns the North Korean version. Not even kidding

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@QueerCatshark If there is a Chrysler or an Accord, his Father must be very proud of Him. Perhaps I could pray for protection from BowieKnife99 for you for the next 10 races. 😂 25 prayer points

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@BlackPanthaaYT Don’t get any ideas @BowieKnife99 😂

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@fwmarqix Honestly this scene but slightly different lol

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@desi0re Live the American Dream abroad is activated: Take that money and live in Japan or South Korea. Idk though, that might just be me.

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STATUS: Marked safe from Bowie Knife99 @XBOX @ForzaHorizon

Sad to say I have a far worst enemy to fear than even him. TheLegend27

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@SeaOfThieves It's the Forza of the Caribbean! Johnny Depp is confirmed to be Bowie Knife99?

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@1970_ChevelleSS So I see you got the new Japanese Soulsborne game, Chaser Zero! Just watch out for BowieKnife99!

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@Proton_Pass Cool, now we all know what your passwords are. If they were secured, they're not anymore. However C is the worst because it only includes one symbol and words from the dictionary. D by comparison has multiple symbols, only one dictionary word, and numbers. Still isn't good.

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@BlackPanthaaYT First Jaguar and now Ferrari. A crime against humanity. They better not go for Mercedes-Benz AMG next.

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@BlackPanthaaYT My genuine reaction to seeing a beautiful car brand being ruined yet again:

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@kapilansh_twt Sounds like the federal government’s preferred choice, Rust!