BREAKING: A federal judge in Pennsylvania has just ruled that the Satan Club, sponsored by the Satanic Temple must be permitted to convene at schools.
The judge who made the ruling, Judge John M. Gallagher stated:
“When confronted with a challenge to free speech, the government’s first instinct must be to forward expression rather than quash it. Particularly when the content is controversial or inconvenient. Nothing less is consistent with the expressed purpose of American government to secure the core, innate rights of its people.”
For those who will now say I support the devil, note that the Satan Club does NOT educate on Satanism or seek to sway club-goers towards its ideology.
- Rather, it promotes rationalism and encourages comprehension of the natural world.
- The program opposes teaching religious practices in schools.
- The Satanic Temple renounces supernatural beliefs and views Satan as a figurative representation of defiance against authority, rather than an otherworldly entity.
In other words, the club teaches people to be good people based on morals and rational thought, not supernatural stories and claims.
I support the Satan Club 100%
Thoughts?
My favourite part of Ottawa is that bakery where Barack Obama came in one time and was like "I guess I'll get a cookie" and the entire place is now a permanent shrine to that 90-second encounter.