John Choffers

bicycles

[John Choffers @JoshChernoff]

@pdxalerts Unless she’s got a cannondale systemsix hi-mod red etap axs road bike sticking out of her genie KEEP YOUR PANTS ON!!!

[John Choffers @JoshChernoff]

@pdxalerts HER HUSBAND WORKS AT A CAR DEALERSHIP AND EVERYBODY LOVES BICYCLES AND HATES YOU! #sendhimtothefreakingmoon

[John Choffers @JoshChernoff]

@pdxalerts this is the type of perp that encroaches the crosswalk when waiting at a stoplight. GET OUT OF THE CROSWLKS OR I’LL FREKING SHAME YOU! #grosspolluter #banmotorvehicles