Josh Carson

Occasionally employed writer/comedian

[Josh Carson @JoshDCarson]

So, now we get the show he *really* wanted to do.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Mike Flanagan's ‘CARRIE’ has been renewed for Season 2.

[Josh Carson @JoshDCarson]

The Stairway, supplied!

[io9 @io9]

How Greta Gerwig Got 'Stairway to Heaven' for Her 'Narnia' Trailer https://t.co/DOeKZZyw5c

[Josh Carson @JoshDCarson]

So, that's what he's doing with his big new company? Something they already did in 2008?

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

EXCLUSIVE: Sources tell Deadline that Paramount has appointed Steven Spielberg to focus on all creative aspects of the next live-action 'Transformers' film alongside longtime producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura.

Michael Bay is in early talks to return as director.

Read more: https://t.co/q3XTHOxUOj

[Josh Carson @JoshDCarson]

Yeah, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!

[The Minnesota Star Tribune @StarTribune]

Twin Cities Marathon runners find cars towed at the finish line https://t.co/eWsMYF43OU

[Josh Carson @JoshDCarson]

Because dipshits like my mom will believe it.

[Covie @covie_93]

Why lie like this???

[Josh Carson @JoshDCarson]

Oh boy, I’m bored ALREADY!

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Details on Robert Eggers’ upcoming ‘ROMEO & JULIET’ film adaptation:

• The actors will speak in Olde English

• Focus Features has acquired the project

• Will be his next film after ‘Werwulf’

[Josh Carson @JoshDCarson]

@DanaWessel You’ve never heard of photoshop?

[Josh Carson @JoshDCarson]

This is what the President would say in a Terminator movie right before the Terminators take over.

And not a good Terminator movie. The Cannon Films Rip-off Terminator movie.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Insanity. Thanks again, Trump voters. Every day you curse us with a brand new dose of corruption, incompetence and stupidity.

[Josh Carson @JoshDCarson]

How the fuck does your Proof-of-Concept win a shitload of Emmys, but you don’t know the right premise!?!?

How are people this stupid!?!?

I’m asking, but I also don’t want the answer!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

There are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival.

Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on.

(Source: Deadline)

[Josh Carson @JoshDCarson]

Does that mean they decided to light this one?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Robert Pattinson says that ‘THE BATMAN: PART 2’ is radically different from the first film.

“It’s just amazing it’s a quite radical change to the script and it’s cool that Warners & DC are behind it… it’s like a really radical retelling of Batman.”

(Source: mymovies,it/TikTok)

[Josh Carson @JoshDCarson]

That time she beat up both Kramer *and* Elaine.

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

Without saying One Million Years BC, name a great RAQUEL WELCH role...

[Josh Carson @JoshDCarson]

Enjoy your Fair and stick-related foods. Gary Giggles and Lottie Schnitz will be waiting for you on the other wise at the @BryantLakeBowl.

[Josh Carson @JoshDCarson]

I’m older than CDs!?!?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

44 years ago today, the first CD was produced.

What is the first CD you owned?

[Josh Carson @JoshDCarson]

@TheRochaSays

[Josh Carson @JoshDCarson]

@lukeinthsky You’ve what across what now?

[Josh Carson @JoshDCarson]

@JoJoFromJerz @atrupar Sooooooo.....you're saying he's Skeksis and he knows it?

[Josh Carson @JoshDCarson]

Beloved?

[ComingSoon.net @comingsoonnet]

Glen Powell’s Beloved TV Show Returns as Chad Powers Season 2 Gets Release Date, First Look

https://t.co/fqjRALCZdW

[Josh Carson @JoshDCarson]

@mnrenfest The original name or the rebranded one? Original: The Dew Drop Jugglers. Now: The Danger Committee.

[Josh Carson @JoshDCarson]

@AXfromMN Message me your Letterbox RIGHT NOW!

[Josh Carson @JoshDCarson]

“I’ll make an Odyssey at home.”

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Elon Musk says Grok will make a full-length “historically accurate” version of ‘The Odyssey’ before the end of this year.