Josh Darnit

future dust particle

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Is it Halloween yet?

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Everything sucks. Fuck movie theaters.

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Good thing I drive an electric car. 🥹❤️🥹❤️🥹❤️ #RENT

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All I wanna do is marathon old seasons of the challenge on Paramount+

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I think I’m kind of obsessed with e-bikes

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Somebody ate my hot dog. Oh wait, that was me. #ForTheFaithful

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Tailgating #ForTheFaithful

LFGSD!!!

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IBEW 569 #ForTheFaithful

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eating an apple with my cracker jacks rn and it’s kind of a game changer.

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God I miss Twitter

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Hey Spotify, do you have a block option?

I definitely never have to hear the songs, footloose or highway to the danger zone ever again.

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@HarleyPlays Play online and only fuck with digital cards.

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wtf was that? 😐

s02e08

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So at this point the final season of stranger things is going to be told by the grandkids of the original characters, right?

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@Casey I’d gush

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@Jesus_M_Christ I don’t know anyone on the left who hates those things.

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Losing mint really fucked my tax process.

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Don’t you love when you’ve been cooking dinner for 20 minutes and then you realize you’ve been cooking for zero minutes because the grill ran out of propane right after you started?

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I’m so sick of misinformation.

Also, did you hear that at midnight on 4/1, teslas are being upgraded to emit a synthetic version of Elon’s actual farts whenever you play the car’s fart sound?

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I really thought by this point in my life I’d just be hanging out at Disneyland 300+ days
a year.