Joshua Edwards

Finance geek, world traveler, and dad. Views are my own.

[Joshua Edwards @JoshEdwards55]

This is a great idea! It'll likely be the first time many of the @GOP have ever read it, and especially for those members of the @HouseGOP who can't read at all!

[Kevin McCarthy @SpeakerMcCarthy]

On the very first day of the new Republican-led Congress, we will read every single word of the Constitution aloud from the floor of the House—something that hasn't been done in years.

[Joshua Edwards @JoshEdwards55]

What a shit show for #WorldCup2022

FIFA is such a corrupt organization. Would love for them to feel the pain for this terrible decision.

Qatar Bans Beer At Stadiums 48 Hours Before World Cup Starts

https://t.co/RZVEyn8YO0

[Joshua Edwards @JoshEdwards55]

Jesus even he sounds bored of his speech.

[Olivia Rubin @OliviaRubinABC]

A crowd has formed by the exit of the ballroom as some try to leave Trump’s announcement speech before he has finished…. But security won’t let them.

[Olivia Rubin @OliviaRubinABC]

A crowd has formed by the exit of the ballroom as some try to leave Trump’s announcement speech before he has finished…. But security won’t let them.

[Joshua Edwards @JoshEdwards55]

@kyrstensinema You're next, hope you enjoyed your time in office screwing people who needed you over.

[Joshua Edwards @JoshEdwards55]

@darylginn Ahhh I see Twitter is taking thr CVS receipt approach to design.

[Joshua Edwards @JoshEdwards55]

@KOB4 Who could possibly win this race, its a mystery!

(100% of precincts reporting...)

[Joshua Edwards @JoshEdwards55]

Trump went as Madame Tussads version of himself for Halloween, very clever.

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

No costume needed.

[Duty To Warn 🔉 @duty2warn]

Mike Lee caught on tape saying he wants to "phase out Social Security, pull it up from the roots, get rid of it."
Didn’t that used to be the third rail of American politics.
Why are seniors voting for people who want to take away their Social Security?

[Joshua Edwards @JoshEdwards55]

Ah yes, Payment for Status. What better system for peasants to get ahead? Everyone knows a system that people have to pay for is exactly how you empower them!

Don't mind the fact that peasants can't actually afford those systems so they instead further enforce those distinctions

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Twitter’s current lords & peasants system for who has or doesn’t have a blue checkmark is bullshit.

Power to the people! Blue for $8/month.

[Joshua Edwards @JoshEdwards55]

@Joshmedia I once put almond milk in my coffee by accident and to this day remember how utterly disgusted my taste buds were at me.

[Joshua Edwards @JoshEdwards55]

Not cool to call out Trump like this.

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

Single brain cell looking for connections:

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

Republican Jesus is trending again.

[Joshua Edwards @JoshEdwards55]

@tomandlorenzo They're.... so bad.

[Joshua Edwards @JoshEdwards55]

@JoshuaBaer If money wasn't an option, what type business would you open?

I honestly don't care what the answer itself is, but it peaks into something a person is passionate about, gives a sense of their creativity, their motivations, and ambition.

[Joshua Edwards @JoshEdwards55]

@MuellerSheWrote @RealMarkFinchem But they can't comprehend actual servant leadership because that'd mean putting someone "below" them before them.

[Joshua Edwards @JoshEdwards55]

@MuellerSheWrote @RealMarkFinchem Republicans really tipping their hand again. Apparently servant leadership to them means fealty to a superior, when it really means the superior going out of their way for their team (I.E. Trump out their vacuuming that carpet for Kari).

[Joshua Edwards @JoshEdwards55]

@KimmyMonte Tape worm.

[Joshua Edwards @JoshEdwards55]

@tylergaca Holy crap! I'm actually the guy who accidentally wandered into someone's house. First time at a friend's house, picked the wrong one, and ended up playing with this guy's puppy before I got a "Who are you and what are you doing.." and realizing my mistake.