Joshua George Smith

trainee lottery winner. 1/3 of @wesleepingtrees

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“What colour horse costume shall I get for black beauty?”
“I think that’s pretty obvious.”
“... of course”

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Me after picking up in the middle of town on a night out.

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This reduced speed test studies the impact of rocks that have fallen on train tracks. I'm sure it goes without saying, but never place anything on rail tracks. ⛔️

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Harry Potter should’ve shown the wizards having to awkwardly go pick up their wands after an expelliarmus

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Hahahaha. Imagine not being a billionaire and thinking billionaires are cool. Hahhahahahah. They think you’re nothing and you’re like “respect, it’ll trickle down.” HahHhahha

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@Fiachmusic @stevedunnemusic *one beautiful. One munter

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@AlderwychFlee Thank you very much! That’s lovely

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Very conflicted about this #WorldCup on the one hand I hate football but i really REALLY dislike human rights #WorldCupQatar2022

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Are swans fair game now?

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Fucking incredible! So happy. Heroes the lot of them. Been crying non stop. If Chloe Kelly ever needs a kidney I’m first in line. #WEuro2022Final #womensfootball

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It’s so hot! I’ve had to switch to fingerless gloves

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People who love trains. Be honest, you just love the front right. The one that does the stuff. No one is wooing carriage 6

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What if Archduke Ferdinand was the original worst person ever and a time traveller came back to kill him and that led to us getting hitler, and all the people from other universes are like “there’s one universe where their dictator had a funny moustache” and they all laugh at us

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@stevedunnemusic Tough read after hanging out with you

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@jordbrookes Best A55 stuff in the biz

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@RickyDickyAnde1 @WAFCDaniel You’ve been watching Wigan for 20 years!

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@RickyDickyAnde1 @WAFCDaniel Dealers choice

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@RickyDickyAnde1 @WAFCDaniel Yes to both

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@RickyDickyAnde1 @WAFCDaniel I don’t know I’ve been going to Wigan for 40 years and I thought it was the best atmosphere I’ve ever seen #goodluckforthefuture

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IM JUST FINDING OUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO TYPE OUT YOUR WORDLE WITH EMOJIS YOURSELF! YOU JUST PRESS SHARE. FUCKING JOKE!

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There is an optimum temperature for dairylea dunkers and it’s not fridge or room so what are scientists even doing?

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