Josh Gribble

You're off to great places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting so get on your way! -Dr. Seuss

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Please buy Vail Resorts and make it better

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

What company should I buy next?

Coca-Cola, Fakebook, Amazon?

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@FakeJeffWithey I think the infamous phrase “HOLD MAH DIIIIIIIICK” should live on and be passed down to @gradey_dick.

@BarstoolKU

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For $8 @elonmusk

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Pee pee poo poo

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My toxic trait is I’ll wake up 2 hours before my gf and play on my phone then get annoyed with her when she finally gets up and plays on her phone and completely ignores me

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“Do it for the Tik Tok!” just doesn’t have the same ring to it

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The number 1 cause of pollution in this word is CVS receipts

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The CDC now recommends to put your thing down flip it and reverse it

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@bing search engine should officially change their name to “BING BONG F*ck Your Life”

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What am I suppose to scroll through now when I’m on the can?

[Leanna Higgins♡ @LeannaHiggins_]

come on guys let’s make this girls day & help me win a care package from @MichelobULTRA 😆💙

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I thought My coworker was inviting me to lunch…

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Ohio State: We coastin thru this game
ORU: ORU?!?!

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Direct deposit: $1,400 Stimulus

Me on #SharkTank: I’ll do $1,400 for 100% equity

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Bank account: +$1,400 stimulus

Chipotle: guacamole is extra

Me: make it a double

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I laughed entirely way to hard at this

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@_CallieJane_ “Little” money moves

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Project X

[Nikita @nikitadumptruck]

Any movie that has a party scene is now a period piece

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Are we gonna start seeing Spotify Year End Review stories on Twitter now 😒