Breaking news—— Hallowe’en is OPEN!!!!!!!! #RainOrShine
Do Not, under any circumstances come ring at my house for candy tomorrow!
Halloween is October 31st, people. Same day every year.
“Alright kid. There’s a minute left in the game, we’re up by 1 in the biggest tournament in the world. You let a goal in and we’ll never let you play a big game again!”
“Coach, relax, I got this!” #WinnerWinnerChickenDinner