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phat earth theorist

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We about to get inverse-Truman-Showed

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Has anybody named their kid Helvetica?

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Did anyone else think Jay Z called himself “Hov” because he would drive solo in the high occupancy vehicle lane?

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Finally saw Hamilton, or as I call it, “Two Hours and Forty-Five Minutes a Slave”.

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The @SoundCloud app homepage makes me feel like I’m digging through binders at my locker as the bell rings and it’s 8th Grade and I’m naked.

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@jhspedals just got the color box v2 and am enjoying figuring it out.

Is the LED that bright so the sound guy knows it is on?

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@Ti_oluwaa @IllisiT_ @DailyLoud It’s the street, the road, the ground. It is not the floor.

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@nycguidovoice please come to Poughkeepsie

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@ValVenisEnt Shirt got twisted in his armpit and he adjusted his shirt. Also the “projectile” appears comically later after the shot is heard.

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@Hollenkamp56890 @ValVenisEnt Man, It’s like 1882 all over again 😢

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@Tonyrides1 @ValVenisEnt Nah, this has got to be true 'cos I shot a groundhog once with a .22 and it definitely leaned towards the entrance wound (which was much larger than the exit wound, mind you!) - AND I was using a palm pistol but only took the shot after I got the signal from a squirrel in a tree.

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@Alphafox78 She barely rated for 1.1 Gs

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@sk4336868640 @FELibrary_ Neither did this guy. Look up entry and exit wounds.

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@GuitardBen55700 @Microtruffle @ValVenisEnt Yes, a professional assassin only brings the weapon and waits for someone else to hand them the round in front of hundreds of people on a different day at a different event.

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@ValVenisEnt @ohioguyo They have finally weaponized the humble caliper into a round.

Next, they might turn a bell into a bellet.

Stay alert!

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@BestFightClip I don’t think the kid was mad. He was waiting for the guy to say he could speak again!

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@clownworld She’s disgraceful.

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Latest Mark Barden drops got our man looking p tired.

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@nobodys_fool41 @benwehrman You have observed the phenomenon of perspective.

Think about it a little more and you’ll get it.