Joshua James

[Joshua James @JoshJarrett8]

How on earth has Konsa has got away with that… 🤯

[Joshua James @JoshJarrett8]

@elIisburner I’m perplexed by the fee… hoping someone is coming the other way as part of the deal?!

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Cute theory, let's play it out.

A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.

But... oh wait, there is no pile.

It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.

The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.

Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.

The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.

But it gets worse.

Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.

Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.

So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.

So the monkeys sit there.

No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.

Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.

OH

And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

[Joshua James @JoshJarrett8]

@miaaowing Far too often… on par with ‘making sure they have the card the right way round’

[Joshua James @JoshJarrett8]

@_adamcherry_ Chicken Legend… RIP - gone but not forgotten 🤤

[Joshua James @JoshJarrett8]

Two games, two goals, exactly the same, one given, one overruled to be offside. Consistency…👌

[Joshua James @JoshJarrett8]

@ChelseaFC People acting surprised - Maresca was never the right choice despite his success. Best of a bad bunch post Potter.

[Joshua James @JoshJarrett8]

I’ve spent the last couple months telling everyone I’m running the Berlin Marathon… now what?

[Joshua James @JoshJarrett8]

@IntraRunner Such an overhyped shoe

[Joshua James @JoshJarrett8]

@taggartvanetten I believed the hype… 🤡

[Joshua James @JoshJarrett8]

You know who would of saved that Romero goal…? 🥸

[Joshua James @JoshJarrett8]

Feeling a niggle and running faster is the equivalent of hearing a noise in the car and turning the radio up.

[Joshua James @JoshJarrett8]

@MadridDrift @FabrizioRomano You’ve lost your whole damn mind…🤯

[Joshua James @JoshJarrett8]

🥶

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

🧊🔟

[Joshua James @JoshJarrett8]

@atletiuniverse Any tickets available last minute?

[Joshua James @JoshJarrett8]

@dmytrizine 2 for athletico?

[Joshua James @JoshJarrett8]

🥲

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Conor Gallagher has completed a permanent transfer to Atletico Madrid. We wish Conor the very best as he begins a new chapter in his career. 💙

[Joshua James @JoshJarrett8]

Only 10 years in a row… @LondonMarathon

[Joshua James @JoshJarrett8]

But let’s bring Bowen and Eze on 🤡

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

0️⃣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Zero minutes again for Cole Palmer at Euro 2024.

[Joshua James @JoshJarrett8]

RUN. IT. BACK. @ChelseaFC