Josh Kalapos

[Josh Kalapos @JoshKalapos]

@SgtSargent5 @PenguinsJesus Might as well also install my malloc package onto all their machines. Who needs memory utility

[Josh Kalapos @JoshKalapos]

A house divided against itself cannot stand @fabis_hipley @ToddGunz @hughbacca_

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Live video from LZ-1

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

The Falcon 9 first stage landing is confirmed. Second stage continuing nominally.

[Josh Kalapos @JoshKalapos]

To return in 3 hours @APEGS_Balloon

[Todd-O @ToddGunz]

Do yourself a favor and watch a little of https://t.co/aPeuenpDQu

[Josh Kalapos @JoshKalapos]

When center court fights back

[Josh Kalapos @JoshKalapos]

@shrum_4 you can't play old maid without wifi

[Josh Kalapos @JoshKalapos]

Trying to connect to school wifi http://t.co/VAheAzrUzP

[Josh Kalapos @JoshKalapos]

Current state of the school stairwells http://t.co/hGU0hdhJ0S

[Josh Kalapos @JoshKalapos]

My homeroom might as well have been moved to Canada

[Josh Kalapos @JoshKalapos]

#milkmile2014

[Josh Kalapos @JoshKalapos]

My fan has only two options. Barely moving, and tornado.

[Josh Kalapos @JoshKalapos]

When has anyone ever had a number one pencil

[Josh Kalapos @JoshKalapos]

I'm still expecting winter to make a comeback

[Josh Kalapos @JoshKalapos]

Why am I able to turn my alarm off in my sleep

[Josh Kalapos @JoshKalapos]

Those times when I wish I could use the force

[Josh Kalapos @JoshKalapos]

Good to know that TNT has now been absorbed by Minecraft

[Josh Kalapos @JoshKalapos]

AP Chem has made me really self-conscious about my ability to measure out 1 1/2 cups of water. #meniscus