Josh Kangas

Neurodivergent, whatever the fuck that means. Comedian. Thespian. Awesome person. I have a man-crush on Trent Reznor. Venmo: @Josh-Kangas-1

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I have been doing stand up comedy for 10 years now and I have outlasted many of the people who I started with because they were smart enough or emotionally stable enough to stop

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

The Onion officially relaunched InfoWars this week, marking the occasion by pledging $100,000 in merchandise sales to the families of Sandy Hook victims.

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@Emmys This shit is bananas

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@onlyems23 @muheediva01 🫂

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The densest objects in the universe:

3) Black holes
2) Trump voters
1) The bottom of my garbage can after I stuff the trash down for the 30th time instead of replacing the bag

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@itsbighonkin Wtf is a hip dip

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@fuckyouiquit But because the word "automated" was in the name, that is all the clients wanted. We kept trying to explain that automated testing does not cover all of the use cases. They didn't care. Then I knew for sure that corporations want to get rid of employees more than anything else.

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@fuckyouiquit I worked in tech quality assurance during the rise of automated testing. Granted, it wasn't really "automated" testing. A real human had to constantly update the code used for the testing and check all of the results.

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@kellycucca For the neurodivergent, no. This is the worst developed country for people with any kind of mental illness.

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@onlyems23 Sending all the love ❤️

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Used my lunch break to try to sign up for health insurance. Was told that because I waited more than 60 days since I moved, I will have to wait until the next open enrollment period. This led to a panic attack.
I am so fucking sick of being abused by this shithole country.

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@JustTheTweets17 @AnarchyAndi This is actually meaningless and not interesting at all, but whatever keeps you paranoid I guess

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@TaliaGraceSable @DanielleFong Yep, the same thing happens to me. I can spend a whole dream being frustrated that I can't send a text because it is just so difficult to get the words and letters together.

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@fuckyouiquit They also pay bot companies to post stupid comments on Twitter.

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@itsbighonkin @insaneclwnbussy Oh no you are living life and having fun I am sorry for all the sad men who will see this

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@onlyems23 We will talk soon. I am here for you, buddy. ❤️

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@itsbighonkin Scandalous, I ban you

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@Emmys Um wut

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@onlyems23 Become a man 🤷‍♂️

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@itsbighonkin I am both