Josh ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

Sacrificing virgins with a big hammer.

[Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi]

Three years ago NZ made this thing. Still relevant.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Police Didn’t Spend Millions On Awesome Tank Just To Let Protests Stay Peaceful https://t.co/ZsC4Xc6Pcj

[Josh ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ @JoshLangmead]

@markwahlberg I like the Spencer film but when you drove black Betty why didn't black betty the song come on not only did black betty the song not come on but fuck all came on

[Josh ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ @JoshLangmead]

@ENTERSHIKARI nice one lads

[Josh ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ @JoshLangmead]

@cascada_music come to the cow en it's my birthday

[Josh ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ @JoshLangmead]

Gary Gritter #mccGritterComp

[Josh ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ @JoshLangmead]

@ReelBigFish could you cover dancing on my own please its important

[Josh ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ @JoshLangmead]

Shit slaps

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

It has been almost 40 years since The Jerk came out, so here's a video from eight years ago of the wonderful @ZooeyDeschanel and I singing Tonight You Belong to Me.

[Josh ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ @JoshLangmead]

@bbc5live #elisandjohn
I had a small adrenaline rush the other day because I was walking around with absolutely nothing in my pockets.
I felt like I had a secret
Josh in S. Wales
(the s is for South)

[Josh ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ @JoshLangmead]

@JamieRees94 Fuck sake 😂

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

a jurassic park scenario is every dinosaur park owner's worst nightmare

[Seth Meyers @sethmeyers]

I have seen this and I am very excited for everyone else to see this.

[Josh ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ @JoshLangmead]

@rejectedjokes Are you excited for the mid year plug bag remix because oh boy I sure am this is still a question so are you? Huh
The huh is not a question its like a will Smith sort of huh

[Josh ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ @JoshLangmead]

@curtislepore @exxvxxa Just believe whatever you want and bottle everything up and then light a rag that's sticking out of the bottle and throw it and burn down the house they grew up in today.

[Josh ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ @JoshLangmead]

@RiversCuomo That Rob Van Dam does a mean twirl

[Josh ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ @JoshLangmead]

@HazelGeorge_7 @dragracemetohll @SHARON_NEEDLES

[Dr. Phil @DrPhil]

T-shirt time