JL's Neighbor's Daughter's Friend's Cat

Jon Bon Jovi has seen my face...but he never "rocked" it.
I'm not saying he's lying in that song.
I'm just saying he's rounding.

[JL's Neighbor's Daughter's Friend's Cat @JoshLewMontague]

@POTUS Biden would never do this, but I wish he would - hold a presser where he says "Until SCOTUS rules whether or not a present or former president has full immunity, I'm going to assume I have full immunity...
And govern accordingly." Then smile & walk off taking no questions.

[JL's Neighbor's Daughter's Friend's Cat @JoshLewMontague]

@JDVance Or else you'll kill and eat him?

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

People are dunking on Dr. Phil, but voting for Trump because a pretty woman wouldn't talk to them is THE KEY DEMOGRAPHIC of Trump's supporters.

[JL's Neighbor's Daughter's Friend's Cat @JoshLewMontague]

Sometimes I wonder if Oprah, in the middle of enjoying her life, ever has a moment of "oh shit you are why Dr Phil has a career" and then slaps herself before she can stop herself, pure reflex.

[JL's Neighbor's Daughter's Friend's Cat @JoshLewMontague]

@tmitch4040 @davidfolkenflik P.R. statement - we followed the law.
Your dumb ass - hOw BoUt U fOlLoW dE LAWZ!!1!?

[JL's Neighbor's Daughter's Friend's Cat @JoshLewMontague]

It's the 20th anniversary of the last time a Republican Prez candidate won the popular vote. Fingers crossed that record holds.

[JL's Neighbor's Daughter's Friend's Cat @JoshLewMontague]

@JenC222 Congratulations

[JL's Neighbor's Daughter's Friend's Cat @JoshLewMontague]

@larainenewman My hope is, if Harris wins, she issues this ultimatum to SCOTUS.
"A new rule was invented to deny Obama a justice, then that rule was scrapped to deny Biden a justice. 2 GOP appointed justices must resign, or I will push to add 4 new justices. For BALANCE."

[JL's Neighbor's Daughter's Friend's Cat @JoshLewMontague]

I've never seen the line to vote longer than 3 people in my town. I've already been waiting over 30 minutes and the line's barely moved. It's amazing. I could probably electioneer and still be outside the legal limit. I mean I won't. But I COULD.
#Vote2024 #vote

[JL's Neighbor's Daughter's Friend's Cat @JoshLewMontague]

@TheWapplehouse @Komaniecki_R Yeah. White women voting against their own bodily autonomy have some nerve.

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[JL's Neighbor's Daughter's Friend's Cat @JoshLewMontague]

@ericmetaxas Counterargument - people should vote based on their hearts and you should go fuck yourself.

[JL's Neighbor's Daughter's Friend's Cat @JoshLewMontague]

@WifeOfCombatVet So you're husband was caught storming the Capitol on J6 and we are supposed to think he's the victim?
Nah.

[JL's Neighbor's Daughter's Friend's Cat @JoshLewMontague]

@SociaCin @football_muscIe @_celia_bedelia_ No he just wants attention and doesn't care how he gets it. Any effect that's not ignoring him is the effect he was going for.

[JL's Neighbor's Daughter's Friend's Cat @JoshLewMontague]

@football_muscIe @_celia_bedelia_ @SociaCin Also, check the text behind him.

[JL's Neighbor's Daughter's Friend's Cat @JoshLewMontague]

@football_muscIe @_celia_bedelia_ @SociaCin That's not in a church. That's in front of a church. June 1, 2020. Not on a Sunday. He used the photo as a pretext to get military to violently clear protesters. And he's holding the Bible upside down.
Try again.

[JL's Neighbor's Daughter's Friend's Cat @JoshLewMontague]

@mchooyah Sorry technology is getting in the way of your sex crimes, Bobby.

[JL's Neighbor's Daughter's Friend's Cat @JoshLewMontague]

@football_muscIe @_celia_bedelia_ @SociaCin Post them.

[JL's Neighbor's Daughter's Friend's Cat @JoshLewMontague]

@football_muscIe @_celia_bedelia_ @SociaCin That doesn't happen. You know that doesn't happen. You're not even a good liar.

[JL's Neighbor's Daughter's Friend's Cat @JoshLewMontague]

@thisismewhatevs Hank would have drawn the line at "that jackass doesn't pay the contractors he hires" long before he heard about any of the other crap.

[JL's Neighbor's Daughter's Friend's Cat @JoshLewMontague]

@MrGeorgeWallace Wild to see people who historical hate MLK share the shit out of a deep fake MLK endorsing Trump. I'd think this would mean they hate Trump now too.
Right wingers are only consistent when it comes to being racist and dumb.