Josh Lumsden

apologise for being so good looking

[Josh Lumsden @JoshLumsden4]

@ManpreetPTFC_V5 @Paddy1988McT Can u no go back and do the bucket list stuff n not just enjoy the piss up, wasted numbers

[Josh Lumsden @JoshLumsden4]

Cunts sound but fuck me going on a run when ur following ur nation is just pure sad sniff a patsy and get a pint down u mate

[Manpreet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ManpreetPTFC_V5]

5.45am wake up for a 6k run to the Brooklyn Bridge for sunrise, woke nonsense 🤣🤣 but well worth it even if it took a while for the sun to finally come out

First time eating bagels in New York. 10/10 then a boat down the Hudson River. Beer time now me thinks 🇺🇸

[Josh Lumsden @JoshLumsden4]

Anyone got a violin

[Heart of Midlothian FC @JamTarts]

Club statement: Events at Celtic Park

🔗 https://t.co/cnToHBofbr

[Josh Lumsden @JoshLumsden4]

@AberdeenFC Dave cormack where the fuck are u????

[Josh Lumsden @JoshLumsden4]

Who gives woman like this a job on tv? Serious question

[Premier Sports @PremSportsTV]

Alan Hutton and @mstewart_23 give their take on Richard King's red card tonight 🗣️

"Callum Slattery shouldn't be going down there" 🤷‍♂️

𝑃𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 @sbk | 18+ | 𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝐺𝑎𝑚𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑅𝑒𝑠𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑏𝑙𝑦

[Josh Lumsden @JoshLumsden4]

@weemsey83 @colingale @RangersFC @AberdeenFC Listen mate get back in ur box we should not develop any of the ugly sisters players, 2 wrongs don’t make a fucking right u bellend

[Josh Lumsden @JoshLumsden4]

SACK THE BOARD

SHAMEFUL

EMBARRASSING

[Aberdeen FC @AberdeenFC]

A message from our new recruit for the Red Army 🗣️

RedTV subscribers can watch an exclusive interview with Lyall Cameron now ⤵️

📺 https://t.co/Vkt8TnhJPY

[Josh Lumsden @JoshLumsden4]

This cunt was our first minister… let that sink in

[Humza Yousaf @HumzaYousaf]

What have Muslims done for us?

It's our fault maths is hard, we invented algebra.

That caffeine addiction you have.

Our fault too. A sufi brewed the first batch of coffee.

We developed mechanical clocks, discovered optics & founded the world's first university, and much more!

[Josh Lumsden @JoshLumsden4]

Just shows you how far gone the uk actually is tho we prioritise Muslims and Ukrainians more than our own.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

'You have full backing across the United Kingdom'

Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer tells Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, 'We stand with you and Ukraine for as long as it may take'.

Live updates: https://t.co/ESHWzB5fJN

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

[Josh Lumsden @JoshLumsden4]

Who actually gives a fuck

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Pope Francis, who has been in hospital with an infection in both lungs, has had a good night, the Vatican said - as a cardinal suggested the pontiff could resign.

🔗 Read more https://t.co/tI2CA1yTvT

[Josh Lumsden @JoshLumsden4]

Anyone got a spare for Dundee tomorrow

[Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarino]

I will stop being Islamaphobic the minute that Muslims stop running their cars into Christmas markets, beheading random people for no reason, and raping everyone they can get their hands on in Europe.

[Josh Lumsden @JoshLumsden4]

Medic needed krakow

[Josh Lumsden @JoshLumsden4]

Games gone

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🇯🇵❤️ Taku, a Nottingham Forest fan from Tokyo, was very emotional for his first game. 🥹

He has been following the club for 10 years and was given pitchside access for the match vs Ipswich to soak up the atmosphere.

[Josh Lumsden @JoshLumsden4]

Any spare tickets in south or shed for tomoz?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Found this pic of the UK justice system

[Josh Lumsden @JoshLumsden4]

I genuinely believe we’re winning it all next year

[Josh Lumsden @JoshLumsden4]

@MacdonaldGavin Wont ever be welcome in aberdeen again.

[Josh Lumsden @JoshLumsden4]

Mon ih scotland but my personal opinion is I’d rather see the dons win the league cup than see scotlands go through this group stages, ONE LOVE ABERDEEN FC

[Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman]

Congratulations Scotland.

Now please elect somebody white and Scottish who doesn’t hate you.