They said he’d never wear a green jacket.
They said he’d always come up short.
They said he’d never win the big one.
They said he’d always crumble late.
They said he’d never be clutch.
Rory just won The Masters back-to-back.
His haters are in shambles.
My neighbour banged on my wall at 4.20am this morning.
Luckily I was still up playing music.
He shouted "can we have a little respect please?"
I shouted back "I'm not a big Aretha Franklin fan, but OK, this one's for you. "
No winner yesterday so we go again today!
If there’s a 9 darter hit in ANY of today’s Grand Slam of Darts games, I’ll give away £50 to someone! All you have to do is:
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