Josh MandeI

Salomon Brothers 90-98
Bond Portfolio Analysis
Government Desk - Long Bond Trader
Derivatives - Short-Dated Options Trading (Head)
Caxton Assoc Hedge Fund

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Q: Knock Knock
A: Who's there?
Q: I eat mop.

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Someone just opened a Bitcoin store in the mall closest to me.

It's called Forever 21 Million.

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To whomever stole my anti-depressants:

I hope you're happy now!

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Adding new books to the kids' reading list at home

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$STRC $MSTR

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Half in Bitcoin. Half in Bitcoin treasury companies. Details are on the website.

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Update: My Maserati now does 195

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Starbucks announced today that it will officially rebrand as StarBitcoin.

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Someone call the barista. The roast is getting darker by the minute.

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$80,150 per BTC at Friday’s NYSE close.

That’s your new reference point.

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$MSTR / $IBIT has reclaimed six months of lost ground after an explosive three-week move higher.

And despite the strength of the rally so far, there’s still substantial upside ahead.

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Satoshi didn’t create Bitcoin so the people who own it could mock the people who don’t. He created it to give humanity an alternative to a broken monetary system.

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When it comes to Bitcoin, the wrong way to think about it is in terms of how many coins you own. The better way to think about it is in terms of what percentage of the total network you control. Every satoshi represents ownership in a fixed monetary system that cannot be diluted.

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Blue Horseshoe loves Bitcoin, still...

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A depiction of Bitcoin defending the lower bound of the power law.

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Lolol.

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There’s a new spin on the classic game kids have played for generations. Rock still crushes scissors, scissors still cut paper, and paper still wraps rock. But now a new option has entered the game - Bitcoin - and it beats everything else every single time.

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The early return of $MSTR dominance.

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A glimpse inside the mind of a Bitcoiner.

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Starting to think Satoshi might be an Italian architect.

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In God we trust.

For certainty, there’s Bitcoin.