Joshymoshy

Vigilante humor

[Worcester JCC @WorcesterJCC]

Our 2022 JCC Gala is less than a month away and we're excited to announce our entertainment for the night! Cindy Gray Comedy Presents: @DanCrohn, longtime Boston comedian, featuring @JoshMandl. Join us live or on virtual/live stream on March 12. Tickets: https://t.co/dTqBgfbZAQ

[Jay Martin @steak_jones]

Joke about cocaine - retweet if you like it. Love you

[Harrison Greenbaum @harrisoncomedy]

A solo cabaret show consisting entirely of me introducing the song I’m about to sing for 90 minutes. Blackout right before I sing the first note. Title: “Not What You Came Here For.” #cabaret #Broadway #singers

[Joshymoshy @JoshMandl]

Right after he def turned to the camera and hit them with the "Liveeee from Newww Yorkk It's Saturdaayyy nigggghhhhtt!!!" https://t.co/XRnkhHk1tH #AlecBaldwin #snl

[Joshymoshy @JoshMandl]

Houston, you have a problem. #SoxIn5

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Has Never Given Single Definitive Yes To Any Invitation He's Ever Received https://t.co/RFtfEuvx6j

[Tian needs new clothes and some shiny shoes @tianhasbadwifi]

i like the term latinx. i want ppl to call me chinxse from now on

[🇵🇦Jess🇵🇷 @lovinmygirls218]

Some kids pranked a school board meeting on some Bart Simpson shit and I am crying!! 😭😭😭😭

[Joshymoshy @JoshMandl]

Hot off the press

[Joshymoshy @JoshMandl]

Never pull over for the cops, it's just a siren song

[Joshymoshy @JoshMandl]

Whoever came up with the word tween, nailed it

[Joshymoshy @JoshMandl]

@acorns, I dare you to run a business. I spent have to call customer service 5 times to try and cash out on your pyramid scheme

[Joshymoshy @JoshMandl]

Just read that the U.S. is invading the ocean for fish oil. Headlines just keep getting crazier and crazier. #ThoughtsAndPrayers #protestthedraft

[Joshymoshy @JoshMandl]

WOW! Just saw a guy get ROBBED at a fruit stand. It was a crime of passion.

[Joshymoshy @JoshMandl]

you know you're driving too fast when you hear "OW" from the trunk #drivesafe #investinducttape

[Joshymoshy @JoshMandl]

NEVER and I mean NEVER play battleship with a bombs expert. They mean it when they say C4

[Joshymoshy @JoshMandl]

This is super politically incorrect, but the US government has 9 branches

[Joshymoshy @JoshMandl]

People are always talking about some writer named George Orwell. Well, which is it? George or Well?