Josh Massey

I have a letterman’s jacket. Not a real doctor. #hailstate

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@Polymarket It’s gonna cost a fortune to equip every passenger with a parachute

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Listen, egg prices experienced record highs last year, whereas sugar prices fell. So..…

Mayonnaise > Sugar

amirite @DukesMayoBowl @HailStateFB ?

(not financial advice)

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@elonmusk Build in Mississippi. Need to keep an eye on existing Nissan plant in Canton, MS. Low cost area, close to new AWS campus, high growth potential.

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@SickosCommittee Sad clanga is the default clanga

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@BunkiePerkins Columbia fishing shirt shortage incoming

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@BunkiePerkins This is why Faulkner died for our sins

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@BunkiePerkins It’s a necessary show of strength in my split household bunkie

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Saturdays starter is Jurrangelo’s other arm

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Worth the wait

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@BunkiePerkins I can’t wait for the Netflix documentary to come out

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@BunkiePerkins Just a stiff gust of wind away from chaos

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@KylePorterCBS Glad to see they’re bringing The Big Break back

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@3YearLetterman Australians speak redneck British

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@3YearLetterman Well Norway literally translates into “No way”, so…..

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@BFW Season 9 Andy. The whole thing.

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@BunkiePerkins In Cecil’s name we pray, Amen.

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@BunkiePerkins Cecil Newton out here blessin’ on folks

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Hello @HailStateFB , can we keep these jerseys forever? Let me know.

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@BunkiePerkins NEW DICK SKIN JUST DROPPED

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@BunkiePerkins Ol ate what The Rock was cookin’ lookin ass