Josh Olson

Mayor of Arden Hills; Local Bass Champion #SKOL

[Josh Olson @JoshOlson6]

@rhcpvikings Classic

[Dan Kent — Actual Customer @thatdankent]

Simple logic:

[R] Driving in reverse is more dangerous than [F] driving forward.

(m) Driving toward moving objects is more dangerous than (x) driving toward fixed objects.

A hierarchy of risk can now be constructed, when you take into account that parked cars are fixed (x) and cars not-yet-parked are moving (m):

—most safe—
[F](x)
[F](m)
[R](x)
[R](m)
—least safe—

Parking forward into a spot —[F](x)—is the safest move, yes, but you also guarantee the most dangerous move—[R](m)—as you must back out into unparked cars.

Backing into a spot—[R](x)—means leaving in a safer way—[F](m)—as you are engaging unparked cars in forward, not in reverse.

Backing into a spot increases the overall safety of the operation.

It also allows for a faster exit, as parking-time competes with work, but exit-time chews into leisure.

[Josh Olson @JoshOlson6]

Teddy, Prince and Harambe,
Panic, fear all around me,
28 is great,
Zim can't wait,
To hoist that Vince Lombardi #Skol

[Josh Olson @JoshOlson6]

#RIP

[Josh Olson @JoshOlson6]

Teddy, Prince and Harambe,
Panic, fear all around me,
28 is great,
Zim can't wait,
To hoist that Vince Lombardi #Skol

[Josh Olson @JoshOlson6]

“It’s a club called Chatroom and there’s a password to get in which is actually password so…”

[Kevin Seifert @SeifertESPN]

There will be room for around 100,000 fans depending on the stage set-up at U.S. Bank Stadium, per Wendy Blackshaw, president/CEO of Minnesota Sports and Events. There will also be watch parties around the region that will count toward total attendance as well.

[Josh Olson @JoshOlson6]

At least MN still has the Wild to root for during this playoff run!

[Josh Olson @JoshOlson6]

Cri man sqau f & c double time

[Josh Olson @JoshOlson6]

@thatdankent We will live through the golden age of regressing to the mean for MN sports

[Dan Kent — Actual Customer @thatdankent]

I'm here for the regression to the mean.

[Josh Olson @JoshOlson6]

@josiahdurie Happy Birthday! #NeverGetsOld

https://t.co/dXw5NLr9Hs

[Josh Olson @JoshOlson6]

I’d rather have McLeod Bethel-Thompson, but what do I know…

[Josiah Durie @josiahdurie]

Setting aside that this is claiming a trade and FA signing are connected... Would you rather have an elite edge rusher or a WR3?

[Josh Olson @JoshOlson6]

@josiahdurie If the wolves could hit a FT they’d have been up by 10!

[Josh Olson @JoshOlson6]

Are the Spurs fans doing a go pack go chant?

[Dan Kent — Actual Customer @thatdankent]

#Wolves

[Josh Olson @JoshOlson6]

The power of the black jerseys and green trees #skol

[Josh Olson @JoshOlson6]

McDaniels is still so deep in Denver’s mind

[Josh Olson @JoshOlson6]

Funcoland

[Jeff @MNTwinsZealot]

Jacque Jones turns 51 today. Leading off a game he hit an amazing .312/.353/.598 for his career. Here’s his 1st big league HR…

[Josh Olson @JoshOlson6]

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