Josh Parker

It's Twitter. I promise it's not that serious🤷‍♂️

[Josh Parker @JoshParker121]

HEY EVERYONE! TAKE A SHOT FOR MY DAD TONIGHT OR A HUGE BONG RIP. HES CANCER FREE!!!❤🙏🙏🙏

[Josh Parker @JoshParker121]

https://t.co/QHI5FkvhVV

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

The FBI nabbed Lindell at a Hardees and seized his phone.

[Josh Parker @JoshParker121]

@POTUS He really about to not include the Americans that actually provided the Jobs for the rest of the people?

Like we just find jobs walking in different natural environments
vs.
Us finding the People with the ideas required to create busineses that provide jobs for other people?

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Need a secret security agent that is solely responsible for the kick stand. https://t.co/LXhZy9JVA7

[Josh Parker @JoshParker121]

Would adding a gun safely course to all teaching programs be a good idea? I wouldn't go inside a fortress of 50 potential John Wicks.

[Josh Parker @JoshParker121]

Weird that food processing plants are being destroyed prior to potential food shortages

[Josh Parker @JoshParker121]

"I mean he had a JAR of cocain.. this is just a napkin of Cocain.. so as I was saying"

[Slow News Day @SlowNewsDayShow]

Yo I've done some shit in my day but I've never had the stones to do cocaine in a courtroom

[Josh Parker @JoshParker121]

Wtf, where'd all the weird Japanese porn go?? I've been off here for 2 weeks and shits kinda usuable?

[Josh Parker @JoshParker121]

Thank you

[Josh Parker @JoshParker121]

We stopped talking about how SpongeBob shaped our generation. Sad.

[Josh Parker @JoshParker121]

Sext w/ me on Pokémon Go
JC7XPY38M
💌

[Josh Parker @JoshParker121]

One dude has 4 eyes. Ez

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Spot the difference

[Greasy Pete @WeekendPete]

Someone called me gay for watching New Girl I said “if New Girl is gay then I have 90 cocks in my ass and mouth”

I stand by that.

[Josh Parker @JoshParker121]

Get skills. Saying you can't make money after graduating bc the only way for humans to learn is by paying someone else to teach them(and they all be like $50,000yr for a slowass paced program) is the perfect way to stop yourself from using your time wisely and learning with age.

[Josh Parker @JoshParker121]

@WeekendPete Sounds slightly uncomfortable

[Jeffrey Boadi @jeffreyboadi_]

Vitamin D deficiency is a public health crisis.

[Josh Parker @JoshParker121]

So, is McGregor a weasle then?

Well, according to "our" inside 'sources' :::@TheNotoriousMMA::: Yes, JP. 👊

Oh, I was just asking for a friend

[Josh Parker @JoshParker121]

The date was going great until I reached in my jeans pocket and pulled out a Taco Bell Diablo sauce packet..

[Josh Parker @JoshParker121]

Anyone else just accidentally become a millionaire off jokingly buying a couple thousand Dogecoin 3 months back?

[Flash @Flashyasf]

Delete that old version of me in yo head. It expired