Josh Puterbaugh

[Josh Puterbaugh @JoshPuter]

Want to fly a plane but have an IQ of 7? @AmericanAir the place for you!

[Josh Puterbaugh @JoshPuter]

They should make voice mail but for missed FaceTime calls

[Josh Puterbaugh @JoshPuter]

We decorate Christmas trees because they are dying and we want them to look nice for their funeral

[Josh Puterbaugh @JoshPuter]

I just witnessed someone uber to the liquor store at 11:00am. Don’t know if that’s a win or a loss for him

[Josh Puterbaugh @JoshPuter]

I wonder what the puppy I’m getting for Christmas is doing right now?

[Josh Puterbaugh @JoshPuter]

Self control is getting to-go and not eating it all in the car so you can enjoy it more at home

[Josh Puterbaugh @JoshPuter]

To the person who came up to me and called me ugly while I was pumping gas... Merry Christmas

[Josh Puterbaugh @JoshPuter]

You’re not being too extra for Christmas until you dress up your car like a reindeer

[Josh Puterbaugh @JoshPuter]

We should put rain sensors on crosswalks so we don’t have to wait as long when it’s pouring

[Josh Puterbaugh @JoshPuter]

If your dog doesn’t want to be with you 24/7, it doesn’t truly love you

[Josh Puterbaugh @JoshPuter]

Can’t wait until I can put Christmas lights up all day on the house that I own and watch my family’s reaction when I turn it on

[Josh Puterbaugh @JoshPuter]

2017 wasn’t bad at all, your life is just boring

[Josh Puterbaugh @JoshPuter]

I’m still full from thanksgiving

[Josh Puterbaugh @JoshPuter]

These “service” dogs in airports are getting out of hand

[Josh Puterbaugh @JoshPuter]

Telling the kid in front of me on that plane that Santa isn’t real if he keeps screaming

[Josh Puterbaugh @JoshPuter]

@Walmart you can’t advertise people eating thanksgiving dinner together in one commercial and being open at 6pm thanksgiving day in another...

[Josh Puterbaugh @JoshPuter]

This is gonna be the best hot dog eating contest ever

[Josh Puterbaugh @JoshPuter]

“Oh this is a great episode” -Me at the beginning of every office episode.

[Josh Puterbaugh @JoshPuter]

Why are my jeans are always lose around my waist but never fit my thighs

[Josh Puterbaugh @JoshPuter]

@aidanfitz11 I feel like breaking both hands would be worse