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Christian, Conservative, #MAGA, #MAHA, Republican, 3P0X1/1D7X1 USAF Veteran, born n bred Hoosier, upon the level. Tesla for the WIN.

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I just made national tv!
LOL

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@KenzieMarieInWA I can appreciate this post. 👏🏽👏🏽

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@CieloBonit I just want to know what you named it.

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@CieloBonit You’re damn right, it can!!
Psssst, mine does all the time. Hehe🤭

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@TiffanyFong I didn’t want to believe it, but somehow I always knew it was true. 🤦🏽‍♂️

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@CieloBonit You’ll probably want to sleep in it tonight. Such a great car! Congrats!!

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@DieselBABE20 What a fabulous looking pantsuit, DB!

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@Amer1can_Barbie Great post. Thank you for sharing.❤️

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@Amwysoc Making those boots look, “FIRE”!🔥

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@DefiyantlyFree I’ll drink to that!

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@Scrambledmegx Glad you’re feeling better

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@askaya That’s quite the downfall

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The General was one hell of a coach.

[Gia Macool @GiaMMacool]

Women are always telling men their rules.

So here are the husband Rules:

• Crying is blackmail

• Men are not mind readers.

• Bring us problems, expect solutions.

• Hints don't work. Say what you mean.

• “Yes” and “no” are complete answers.

• You’re an adult, put the toilet seat down.

• Don’t ask if you don’t want the answer.

• Talk during commercials, not the game.

• If you say you're fine, we'll believe you're fine.

• Don’t ask us what we are thinking, we are solving problems.

• Anything said seven months ago is inadmissible.

• Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

• You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you like it done. Not both.

What else? 👇

[ScrambledMeggs @Scrambledmegx]

New vid of Ocala Police Dept here in Fl GOES HARD 💪🏼

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@Sassafrass_84 Ham is definitely the right answer here. 👏🏽

[Headshok1962 @Headshok1962]

IYKYK

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@SoveyX Really Sovey? It’s soooo early, but I think this is what I needed to motivate me to be productive. 😂

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

A young man goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. The pharmacist tells him they come in packs of 3, 9, or 12 and asks which he’d like.

“Well,” the young man says, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while, and she’s really hot. I think tonight’s the night. We’re having dinner with her parents, then going out afterward. I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna get lucky… and once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time. Better give me the 12-pack.”

So he buys the condoms and leaves.

Later that evening, he’s sitting at dinner with the girl and her parents. He asks if he can say the blessing, and they agree.

He starts praying… and keeps praying… and praying… for several minutes.

Finally, the girl leans over and whispers, “You never told me you were such a religious person.”

He whispers back, “You never told me your father was a pharmacist!”