Josh Rohrer

Aspiring Comedian, Father of Assholes, Combat Vet, Bearded 👽, and House wife. Some days I'm Jesus Josh others, I'm just a normal ghetto-hick!

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@senatemajldr Why knock down the vote? You're quick to jump on anything else and, as a veteran I dont see what the big push for NDAA was. We the people are hurting, more so at the hands of our government than ever before. You truly are a good example of what is wrong with the system.

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@LindseyGrahamSC @realDonaldTrump And the U.S. government was unlawfully spying on unaware Americans. @Snowden is more patriot than any standing member of the government.

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@kabamur

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@bigmush75 @realDerekUtley @IamKitHoran @bigmush75 Shut your cock holster, spunk trumpet!

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@JessicaKirson It's too early to be lobotomized by this shit. basic prayer warriors should stick to hymnals, not making the masses want to pour boiling bleach in their ears.

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@BernieSanders Didn't you get in some shit for not paying your campaign team enough? Just another hypocrite in office!

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@TerminalLance I can smell the fresh njp investigation for hazing and safety brief on autoerotic asphyxiation screaming from this. #dontaskdonttell

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#Karma, you are the most beautifully ironic, undisputed welterweight champion of bitches! Watching a miserably horrible person get their come-up'ns in the inventive ways you do,is like watching an artist paint a masterpiece with the hate and discontent created by that person!

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@DanCrenshawTX Until we have a president that agrees we need to close with and DESTROY the enemy completely, there will ALWAYS be a new leader. The American pull out game is weak and a direct kick in the balls to all of my friends that died while fighting!

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@nicpaulenache Nailing hats to the Turks heads is my personal favorite!

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@alana33534686 Why yes, yes I am.

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@DanCrenshawTX The lack of morals, professionality, and overall give a fuck for the people pushes me from either side. Until there aren't sugar coated extremist Dem/Rep pieces of shit, my vote will never be represented!

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@bertkreischer I kinda feel like JFK after the shot.🤯

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#WeirdThingsToSteal used diapers... It's even weirder to buy 'em

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@nicpaulenache Revolutionary!

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#MyDreamJobAsAKid was to be in a hair band, 30 years later I'm a comedian!

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Politicians begging for campaign money is like tithing at church. Less fortunate people giving money to the already wealthy in hopes of a miracle, only to have your no-no square fondled by the leader!

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@NHLonNBCSports Ha! Crosby's close up!

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If Joaquin Phoenix's inbred cousin can get this kind of money to go away, why can't I? https://t.co/PRCT6BPoN1