Josh Sanko

I talk to birds more than I talk to people, personally and professionally.

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@FuckingMilo_ Threw mine off the football stadium once just to feel something.

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Thank you @TedLasso for making me laugh and feel things, and fuck you for making me cry every single week.

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@FuckingMilo_ LOVE finding those spotted salamander pools

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I used to instinctually get in the front seat of Ubers to avoid making my driver feel like they were “just driving me around”. Turns out that is the purpose of the service and I am the dumbest boy in school.

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@FuckingMilo_ Why would you start by referencing Moose and then spend the rest of your post trashing Garrett?

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I remember in school being embarrassed if I wore the same thing twice in a month. Now I work with animals and have worn the same shirt for like 2 weeks.

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It's probably good I didn't have a phone to document my life growing up. I just wish I would have thought to take more pictures of my pets back then.

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@FuckingMilo_ Same energy

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@FuckingMilo_ 🫡

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@rejectedjokes Josh Brolin’s 2018 is kind of ridiculous.

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@DailyLoud This is a dangerous and unnecessary designation. Living in captivity does not make an animal inherently dangerous. Living in improper conditions with inexperienced caretakers does. Highlighting poor care perpetuates the idea that this is the norm when it is no longer the case.

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@TansuYegen This is a dangerous and unnecessary designation. Living in captivity does not make an animal inherently dangerous. Living in improper conditions with inexperienced caretakers does. Highlighting poor care perpetuates the idea that this is the norm when it is no longer the case.

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@FuckingMilo_ I have seen you react this way about an opportunity to discuss Megan Thee Stallion. So maybe you’re just like this.

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No, stranger on the street, we don’t know each other. My smooth fish brain just won’t let me walk by someone without making direct eye contact.

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@MarkHamill If an animal chooses to participate in natural behaviors someone may never get to see in the wild, it can create a connection that motivates that person to make a positive environmental impact. As we know better we do better, and places like this become less common each year.

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@MarkHamill Using coercion or force to get animals to do unnatural behaviors in costumes is not ok. Although these places exist, many more facilities have shifted to giving animals choice in their care to increase welfare as ambassadors for their species.

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@rejectedjokes I, too, had your optimism. And I hope you, unlike me, don’t carry the disappointment with you for 3 years after the finale 😔 Carry on, wayward son.

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@johnaugust I work in environmental education. So I identify trees in movies and usually they aren’t a native species to the area it’s supposed to be set.

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Gatorade is missing a key demographic in hung over adults. Instead of Michael Jordan sweating Gatorade, have a 20-something sweating pure liquor waking up at 2pm trying to drink out of a bottle from the fetal position. I would feel seen.

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@FuckingMilo_ Bc that’s when you’re at your best.