ThingsJoshSays

Shit that our housemate Josh says.

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"I'm like one step ahead of rainman."

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"Tesla, you're my cat-friend."

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"It's hard to be productive when you're this good at sleeping."

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"I got swag dangling between my knees, bro!"

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"Ooh, question. Ooh, good question. JUICY question."

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"See I don't just want width, I want more length... So I should put on a mitten."

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"I feel like it's bad sex if you're going in with a game plan."

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"On a side note - well, the side note might be TMI."

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"In hindsight, I fingered her no more than 5 times."