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Drinking Rum before 10 am makes you a Pirate. Not an alcoholic // •• 27 ••

[J @JoshSymons_]

❤️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

❤️💙🇬🇪 Kvaratskhelia in this Champions League campaign.

⚽ vs Atalanta
⚽👟 vs Bayer 04
👟 vs Spurs
⚽ vs Sporting
👟 vs Newcastle
⚽ vs Monaco
⚽⚽👟 vs Chelsea
⚽ vs Chelsea
⚽ vs Liverpool
👟 vs Liverpool
⚽⚽️ vs Bayern

15 G/A in 14 UCL games. 🌪️

[J @JoshSymons_]

Mason mount ya fucking ma. Dirty blue frauds

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Mason Mount at Stamford Bridge. 🤫

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Mason Mount at Stamford Bridge. 🤫

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

He's at it again, isn't he? 😂

Thank God he's not our problem any more.

[MC @UtdMicah]

Rate them so much, could’ve easily took a better offer & played in the Champions League this season but both of them turned all of those down because they love United.

If we qualify for the Champions League they’ll be a massive part of it, credit to them both.

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Don’t celebrate too early against Man United… it might only take them three minutes 😅

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Jason Momoa repped the vintage Man Utd fits as he performed with his band Oof Tatata in Manchester 🎸

[Ste Howson @MrStephenHowson]

Carrick > arsenal

[MUFC Away Days @mufcaways_]

How’s ur dad Haaland?

[Josh @joshpearson180]

🎯 NATHAN ASPINALL GIVEAWAY! 🎯

A set of Nathan Aspinall G2 darts in 24g signed by the man himself and a set of his new K-Flex!

To be in with a chance of winning them, all you have to do is:

Like
Retweet
Follow @joshpearson180

Ends Monday 19th January, good luck! 🤞🏼

[J @JoshSymons_]

Unfortunate but true….

[The UNITED Kingdom @The_UTDKingdom]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

“The Overlap”
“Stick to Football”
“Gary Neville Podcast”

When all is said and done and the generation that actually remembers your career are dead and buried you’ll be remembered for one thing and one thing only, your relentless pursuit of driving the stake into everyone that had the courage to step into Fergie’s shoes and really have a go.

You have led the charge, continuously whining and whinging, changing the goalposts and prerequisites after each manager is sacked.

Your pursuit has been turned into a revenue stream on multiple platforms, you make an obscene amount of money from a destabilised downward spiralling Manchester United, so much so you’ve hounded out every manager that led us to 2nd place all the way down until we almost reached the Championship.

@GNev2 Let it be known you are the very worst of your kind, just bitter nobody values your opinion enough to consider offering you the job, not remotely surprised given your unmitigated disaster at Valencia.

If I was Manchester United I would refuse you entry @ManUtd

Unfortunately for you the fan base is starting to recognise your contribution is nothing more than a poisonous negative one and it won’t be long before you’re unable to call yourself a true United legend

Nobody has done more damage to our great club in the last decade than you, I hope you’re happy with yourself because as a fan base WE AREN’T happy with you at all

For once in your miserable little life why don’t you support the club, players and manager - you might find it therapeutic and refreshing, must be exhausting being such a prick all the time.

PS - I’m a middle aged white male from the UK

[J @JoshSymons_]

Maybe. Just maybe, for once this
Guy backs anyone coming to the club with positivity. Sour fucking weasel.
Absolutely love the bloke but just drags United to shit at any chance #MUFC_FAMILY

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Gary Neville on the potential of Ole Gunnar Solskjær returning to Manchester United as interim head coach 🗣️

[J @JoshSymons_]

@LegacySiu Evra lol

[J @JoshSymons_]

@garna 🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪

[UtdXclusive @UtdXclusive]

#SurvivedGarnacho

[@UtdForever7] https://t.co/b29cNkF9k3

[J @JoshSymons_]

#XboxDesignLabSpongeBobSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

SPONGEBOX SQUAREPANTS.

Follow & RT with #XboxDesignLabSpongeBobSweepstakes for a chance to win 2 Limited Edition SpongeBob controllers & an Xbox Game Pass code 🧽

Don’t forget to check out @SpongebobMovie, only in cinemas!

Ages 18+. Ends 1/4/26. Rules: https://t.co/S0lJx02OGC

[XBOX @XBOX]

SPONGEBOX SQUAREPANTS.

Follow & RT with #XboxDesignLabSpongeBobSweepstakes for a chance to win 2 Limited Edition SpongeBob controllers & an Xbox Game Pass code 🧽

Don’t forget to check out @SpongebobMovie, only in cinemas!

Ages 18+. Ends 1/4/26. Rules: https://t.co/S0lJx02OGC

[Manchester United Forever @UtdForever7]

🚨🗣️Pierluigi Collina, when asked about the most the greatest moment of his career:

"We were in the last two minutes, and I saw the Bayern players on the bench ready to celebrate their title. The fans were hugging each other in the stands waiting for my final whistle.

Then suddenly, Manchester scores two goals in two minutes and reverses the score. I will never forget the joy of the players and the English bench, it looked like lions roaring, in front of a cathedral silence on the Bayern side.

The United players were running like crazy on the pitch, while I saw a Bayern player lying crying, without hope, with enormous disappointment. I approach him, but I can't think of anything else to say to him other than "Get up and fight, you still have 20 seconds left!

But at that moment, I saw the true face of football, where players would give their whole lives in a stadium, with people shouting with joy and others bruised deep in their souls." #MUFC

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

In alcohol advertising, you're not allowed to say it's good for you, or makes you more confident or successful, or more attractive, which makes total sense. But what's weird is, you're not allowed to say it's a drug that gets you pissed, either. So I wont. Dutch Barn. #Ad

[J @JoshSymons_]

Conor Benn, what a man, what a fist