Josh Tankel

Texas Ex 🤘🏼| WLHSDM ‘25 🦷

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Reunion: The #Giants are bringing back WR Odell Beckham Jr, as their former standout returns, per me and @MikeGarafolo.

Beckham, 33, recently worked out again for the team that drafted him, paid him, then traded him. Now, he’s back with NYG and John Harbaugh.

[Hillel Fuld @HilzFuld]

Dear antisemites,

I know you like to boycott Israeli products so I thought I’d help you out. You’re welcome.

So here are the things you need to stop using immediately.

WhatsApp: The founder just donated $200 million to a hospital in the “Occupied Jerusalem”. Stop using WhatsApp immediately.

iPhone/Apple: The iPhone chip is designed in Herzliya and Face ID was invented by an Israeli. Stop using your iPhone immediately. Apple also has a large presence in Israel so no mac either.

Google/Android: Google has a massive presence in the “Zionist entity”. One of Google’s largest engineering hubs outside the U.S. Stop using all Google products immediately.

Microsoft: Massive Israel R&D presence since the 1990s. Thousands of employees across Herzliya, Tel Aviv, Haifa, and Nazareth. Major AI, cybersecurity, and cloud work. No Microsoft for you!

Intel: If your computer is running an Intel processor, that’s built in Jerusalem. Probably the single largest private tech employer in Israel. Massive chip fabs and R&D centers in Haifa, Petah Tikva, Jerusalem, and Kiryat Gat. Stop using Intel immediately.

Nvidia: If you’re using AI of any kind, good chance it is built on Nvidia. Nvidia just tripled their presence in Israel and the CEO is a massive Zionist. No more AI.

Meta: Meta has offices throughout Israel so no Facebook or Instagram for you. Stop using them immediately.

USB: That’s right, USB was invented by an Israeli company called MSystems so no USB products please.

Amazon: Amazon and its web services have a strong presence in Israel and the drone department was started by an Israeli. No Amazon for you.

Pillcam: If someone you love is sick and the doctor suggests an examination using the pillcam, reject immediately. That’s Israeli technology.

Drip irrigation: If your gardener suggests you water your garden with drip irrigation, say no and fire him. He’s clearly a Zionist trying to sell you an Israeli technology.

Waze: We already established that you can’t use Google Maps. You can’t use Waze either. It’s an Israeli company acquired by Google. Maybe buy yourself a map for the car.

Instant messaging or voice over IP: Please refrain from using any instant messaging or voice over IP. Both invented by an Israeli. I’d suggest a pigeon.

Autonomous car: If your car drives itself, good chance it’s powered by mobileye in Jerusalem. Sell it immediately.

Cherry tomatoes: Stop eating cherry tomatoes. They’re an Israeli invention.

A website: If you have a website, it’s likely powered by Wix, an Israeli company. Shut it down immediately.

If you managed to find a phone that doesn’t run iOS or Android, you better not take a picture with it. The dual-lens camera technology for smartphones was pioneered by Corephotonics, an Israeli startup based in Tel Aviv, which was later acquired by Samsung. No photos for you!

Firewall: Check Point Software developed the first commercial firewall. If your work has a firewall, quit immediately.

Rummikub: I’m sure you love playing. We all do. Sorry to tell you this but it was invented by Ephraim Hertzano. Throw out your Rummikub immediately.

Here are some honorable mentions for you. These things were invented by a Jew and as an antisemite, you need to stop using them immediately!

Ballpoint Pen (Biro): Invented by Hungarian-Jewish László Bíró in the 1930s (patented 1938). Throw out your ballpoint pens.

Shopping Cart: Invented by American-Jewish Sylvan Goldman in 1937. Stop using them when you shop.

The Defibrillator (modern portable version improvements) — advanced significantly by Paul Zoll and other Jewish researcher.

You’re welcome.

Just trying to make you the best antisemite you can be.

You can start by throwing away the device you are looking at right now. It’s probably built in Israel.

We wouldn’t want to support those filthy Zionists, now would we?

Good luck cleansing yourself of Zionist products or products created by those Jewish supremacists.

Good luck to you! 🤣🇮🇱💪✡️🙏

[Seth Daniel @sethdanie1]

It's Jewish American Heritage Month.

Without Jewish Americans, you wouldn't have:

-Comics
-Hollywood
-Musicals
-Most of your Christmas songs
-Polio vaccine (and other medical miracles)
-Numerous technology
-And the list goes on.

Thank a Jew today!

[Mat Nuclear @MatNuclear]

The more I research the Israel-Palestine conflict, the more I learn that the Palestinians lied about practically everything.

[Bruce Pearl @coachbrucepearl]

Shitheads! Leave our kids alone!

[Vivid.🇮🇱 @VividProwess]

💯

[Captain Allen @CptAllenHistory]

Hi @grok, true or false:

(1) Jesus was a Jew from Judea;

(2) the term “Palestine” was imposed by Rome to replace Judea and erase Jews after 135 CE; and

(3) the claim that “Jesus was a Palestinian” is recent political propaganda from the PLO with no basis in historical fact.

[Reverend Jordan Wells @WellsJorda89710]

Jesus was Jewish and born in Israel. You cannot hate Israel and Jews and truly love Jesus.

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Wishing you a prosperous, peaceful and Happy Hanukkah 🕎

[Roger Stone @RogerJStoneJr]

If Mamdani wins in NYC tonight, the odds of Republican @EliseStefanik being elected Governor of New York next year increase dramatically.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I don’t know what most Brits feel, but I’m appalled and ashamed.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Sometimes I say things so profound that people that it’s stupid.

And sometimes I say things so stupid that people thinks it’s profound.

[Dr. Logan Levkoff @LoganLevkoff]

This weekend I’ll be recognizing Neverland. And Narnia. And Gotham City.

[Eli Afriat 🇮🇱 @EliAfriatISR]

Adam Sandler: "I will always stand by Israel, I can't stand people who criticize Israel and aren't in their shoes. I hate the lies they spread and their lack of knowledge, I'm proud to stand for the Israelis".

[The Misfit Patriot @misfitpatriot_]

Never let a dead best friend go to waste if you can use his death to blame the Jews for all your problems.

[Vivid.🇮🇱 @VividProwess]

Benjamin Netanyahu:

"There will not be a Palestinian state. This place is ours."

[Vivid.🇮🇱 @VividProwess]

Benjamin Netanyahu:

"Free Palestine is just today's version of Heil Hitler"

He is 100% correct.

[Truth AND Intuition @dsisme48]

@RealCandaceO This👇 is what real Christians think about Israel, @RealCandaceO.

You were lucky that Charlie was such a decent guy. He gave you the chance to turn back on your hate and intolerance. He gave you a chance to prove you were a real Christian and you failed him.

[Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley]

Lifting up @charliekirk11 in prayer. This has to stop. Debate should never lead to violence. 🙏🏽