If I ever became important enough to give a presentation I’d grill the retards who ask questions at the end. Someone always asks
“As ceo what are some things on your mind for the future”
Buddy we just sat here for 45 minutes talking about that do your ears work
Her: there’s like 5 and a half feet of snow outside!!
Me: do you think that’s a lot? Like 5 and a half feet do you think that’s pretty tall? Like is 5 and a half feet tall enough? Like that’s like 5’6” do you think that’s tall enough???
I think the worst thing you can do as a parent is buy a video game system for your kid.
No worse habit in the world.
There is a direct correlation with being overweight, single, lonely, broke and depressed.
My kids will never own one.
If you could imagine every personality trait you’d want in a cat and then also imagine everything you don’t want a cat to do that’d be annoying you’d be imagining my cats
@TheChosenOneTV I didn’t reply because I couldn’t think of a comparison but just know it’s more tilting than anything that could happen in a Fortnite game
I don’t know how to describe my feelings about it but I am amazed that there are real people that exist that genuinely care about every single living thing. I see shit about not killing wasps cus they’re good like who tf cares it’s a wasp. Or birds from flying planes like huh