Josh Tilsiter

Lawyer. Man of the people. No nonsense.

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Tottenham signing Robertson and Senesi…

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@EylonALevy @SadiqKhan For a man who graduated Oxford you are incredibly thick

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@Arsenal are the best team itw right now

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If it’s so easy to score loads of set pieces and keep loads of clean sheets why doesn’t your team do it?

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Grunting at the gym should be an electric chair offence

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Where did the little mermaid learn English?

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Never sit by the water cooler in a library. There’s just an endless stream of distracting re-fillers.

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make them drink.

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@HotspurEdition You’re a club that’s under the impression you’re big but have been mid table for most of your history

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@xAlexTHFC What makes you think he’ll come to you 😂

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@xAlexTHFC @FabrizioRomano Hahahahahahahhhaah

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Israel has never started a war, she only retaliates 👀

[ollie @olliefirth_]

Mums just asked me why I’m showering in shin pads, she doesn’t get it

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@kanefromthelane You’re 16th and they’re about to win the league, hardly biased

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We’re massive !

[Tekkers Foot @tekkersfoot]

🚨🇪🇺 GOAL | Arsenal 2-0 Real Madrid | Declan Rice

DECLAN RICE SCORES ANOTHER INSANE FREE KICK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://t.co/zVxA91LHCz

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I’ve never been more wrong sorry

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Timber at CB for me tonight and Ben White at RB.

Kiwior starting is a death wish, Mbappe will be licking his lips.

#ARSRMA

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Didn’t realise dawg was still releasing music, fair play

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@08oree What about being the lover of a mother? 👀

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Being a mother is the next hardest job after being a professional footballer

#happymothersday