Josh Todhunter

I used to be afraid of getting too big, but now I'm afraid of being too small.

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Just witnessed someone eat a stick of butter. It was equally disgusting and hilarious.

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My mom just told me I wasn't proportional and that my legs were small. I'm gonna go cry now. #chirpsohard

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@StevenY04 it's not ogre

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Bathroom light won't turn off, toilet overflows, water went everywhere and the toilet seat is broken. What else could go wrong?

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I'll be moving back to UMD a week from today. So sad to leave again...Lol just kidding. I LOVE COLLEGE!

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@AlexVanAbbema @Hagrbeat they definitely play them. Fingers promised.

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@JussonPearson haha I was wondering who called my name. I was too busy doing my puzzles to look.

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I'd rather cut the grass with a pair of scissors than this piece of shit lawn mower. #pissed

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Had the tingly feeling in both of my feet that I couldn't even walk. It was fun and annoying at the same time.

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Nephew was doing burpees with his shirt off and saying "I want to be like Josh." He's 4. I'm such a good role model.

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@masedogg24 dude...that memory popped back into my head right after that happened, too...

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@weasleywessel sooooo many cookies

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Had my ass grabbed at the Fray concert. It was quite odd, to say the least.

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Woke up to the loudest thunder I've ever heard and I think I almost shit my pants.

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@joelarryous17 forgot my password :(

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@joelarryous17 I ran out of places to say “happy birthday" on

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@joelarryous17 HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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Got done with jury duty without even having to go in. You could say I'm pretty awesome.

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Freshman year: complete
My only regret is not getting the freshman 15.

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My mom told me I didn't get the job, but this e-mail is telling me that I did. What a cruel joke to play.