Joshua Tompkins

Family, football, and feelin happy

[Joshua Tompkins @JoshTompkins_1]

@MTashed If people wanna give you their money that is their choice. I think your responsibility is to then make the game you promised/uphold your end of the deal. As long as you're upfront, honest, and deliver, everyone would be satisfied with that transaction.

[Joshua Tompkins @JoshTompkins_1]

@KVN_03 They're the athlete, they can do whatever they want. I wouldn't presume to tell a linebacker how to celebrate a strip sack any more than how a pro golfer celebrates an ace. If they had a bad round but went nuts for an ace we'd call them immature. Let em do wat dey do

[Joshua Tompkins @JoshTompkins_1]

@creaits_ The fella who helps his fellow man!

[TGR Haas F1 Team @HaasF1Team]

The King of Monsters has awoken 🐉

We’re proud to announce a groundbreaking season-long collaboration with TOHO CO., LTD. the iconic Japanese entertainment studio and home of the formidable Godzilla.

The partnership will make its global debut at the Japanese Grand Prix, with the first major activation taking place at Tokyo Midtown Hibiya on March 24. | @Godzilla_Toho

[Joshua Tompkins @JoshTompkins_1]

@f1trollofficial He might quit F1 mid-season at this rate

[Big Bee Bee LLC @BigBeeBeeLLC]

Them: “kash Patel is drinking on the taxpayers dime! This is outrageous!!”

Everyone in the military:

[Chatnoir @Mschatnoir]

Will there ever be a day a scottish woman becomes leader of a Pakistani region and creates a video where she proudly in a thick Glasweigan accent surrounded by tartans and scottish stuff...announces she is the first Scottish mayor in Pakistan and it's been long long overdue and she will overcome the tyranny of Pakistan only ever electing Pakistanis to represent them
?

why is the opposite happening here not considered as absurd?

[AlgoFlows @algoflows]

Doordash CEO after realizing Americans can out-eat Ozempic.

[Joshua Tompkins @JoshTompkins_1]

@IceDank40K @Tolkienuniverse Posting gifs and memes about Sharpe references when everyone only knows GOT, now thats soldiering.

[Joshua Tompkins @JoshTompkins_1]

@FightWithMemes Well Sir, on first sighting the Sharpe meme, I naturally gave it a like. That's my style Sir.

[Richard @ricwe123]

Ursula von der Leyen is now openly pushing to scrap the EU’s unanimity rule, the very safeguard that protects national sovereignty.

“To act faster, the EU must abandon unanimity,” she says.

In other words: efficiency over democracy.

Unanimity isn’t some bureaucratic inconvenience,it’s the last line of defense for smaller nations against domination by the bloc’s biggest powers.
Strip away veto rights, and the EU stops being a union of sovereign states.
It becomes a centralized power structure where Berlin and Paris call the shots and everyone else falls in line.

Remove unanimity, and you remove equality.
At that point, the European Union ceases to be a partnership,it becomes a hierarchy.

[Josh Wood @J_K_Wood]

After this moment, these men will statistically earn more, live longer, nearly halve their substance use, commit far less crime, and have their brains literally rewired for protection.

Men need children.
Children need fathers.
Society needs both.

[Joshua Tompkins @JoshTompkins_1]

@PoppedNews Then why call it Narnia, just make your own story. Say "we wanted to tell a particular tale and we took some inspiration from these others." This is literally just fan fiction at this point, without being a fan. Anyone can put their "own take" on stories.

[Joshua Tompkins @JoshTompkins_1]

@MassDailyNews Following this logic, if America is the world's country, then America would be the World Government. If USA is the only one caring for the world's needs and needy, then it would be fair to demand resources, taxes, and support from those who drove their own people there.

[Joshua Tompkins @JoshTompkins_1]

What about who they are seeking shelter from? How do you keep them from coming and going, doing the same stuff, just here. That aside, the logistics of this idea alone make it unreasonable. I wish everyone could enjoy the privileges we have in America, but this is short sighted.

[Mass Daily News @MassDailyNews]

Boston’s Mayor Wu:

“Every single human being has the legal right to come to the United States and seek shelter”

[The Associated Press @AP]

Venezuela’s acting President Delcy Rodríguez on Friday announced a bill that could lead to the release of hundreds of prisoners, including opposition leaders, journalists and human rights activists detained for political reasons. https://t.co/C3GZGXdh7Y

[SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney]

With a week to reflect, I’m convinced this was the greatest moment in sports history.

A 2-star recruit leads the worst program ever to a national championship, beats his hometown team that wouldn’t let him walk on, and finishes it by running over the same guy who knocked him out the year before, with his mother battling MS watching from the stands.

If it was a Disney movie, you’d say it was too much.

[Joshua Tompkins @JoshTompkins_1]

@WallStreetApes What they should've done is make offers to street artists to make some Olympic themed/ appropriate graffiti instead of trying to fake the city's identity. Not sure if it would've turned out different, but would've been more true to the community.

[Joshua Tompkins @JoshTompkins_1]

We're about to get Patriots Seahawks again aren't we. The more things change the more they stay the same.

[Sour @The_Sourkraut]

To foreigners, a Yankee is an American.

To Americans, a Yankee is a Northerner.

To Northerners, a Yankee is an Easterner.

To Easterners, a Yankee is a New Englander.

To New Englanders, a Yankee is a Vermonter.

And in Vermont, a Yankee is somebody who eats pie for breakfast