My 34-week pregnant wife just asked me if I was jerking off.
Honey, it’s 1:35 am on a Weds & I’m frantically working at my desk because we have a baby on the way & you are about to be a stay at home mom.
If I yanked my hog more maybe we wouldn’t have gotten in this mess.
I don’t think I’ve ever been so nervous about an announcement as this one but here it is - this is our biggest most ambitious rpg yet and we can’t wait to show it to you!!!
@TheAngryOlogist Parent: “wow an animal attack podcast marked as explicit? Good for the whole family!”
Ashley: “next, the bear ripped his fucking arm off”
Parent: “omg this is not kid friendly!! I better send them a strongly worded email!”
once again i have woken up on the 24th october and gandalf is not sat at my bedside saying “you are in the house of elrond, and it is 10 o’clock in the morning on october the 24th” so what is the point?