Josh Wilson

The good times are now

[Josh Wilson @JoshWilson51]

If on Monday 1st I said let’s do something “next weekend” when does that mean to you:

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

Right. Now it's calmed down a bit

@seetickets @gigsandtours

You never really HAD any tickets did you?

Come on. I won't tell.

[Josh Wilson @JoshWilson51]

Just moved to Portslade in Brighton and walked past a barbers with a photo of Anthony Joshua sporting a nice new trim. Great to see AJ supporting his local community! #thingsthatdefinitelyhappened

[Josh Wilson @JoshWilson51]

@nickw84 Oh definitely, maybe a with little sigh and a “fuck sake” under the breath as the parsley on top

[Josh Wilson @JoshWilson51]

The excessively breathy call-outs of each stop on the ThamesLink to Brighton really getting me through the day. Each one sounds like a really sarcy question: “Farringdon? East Croydon?? BURGESS HILL???”

[Josh Wilson @JoshWilson51]

The UK economy explained; a company making layoffs but having a “leap year party” 🤔 welcome to advertising

[Josh Wilson @JoshWilson51]

If you watched a TV series and you saw a character like you would you be offended or defensive

[Josh Wilson @JoshWilson51]

Have to consent to cookies every site I visit but VIRGIN WIFI can connect to my phone whenever it wants 🧐 make it make sense

[Tim Chapman @IslingtonChap]

You are having a panic attack? Today is your lucky day. I’m an accredited Mental Health First Aider, so you’re in the safest of hands.

My prescription? A Social one. A course of Footy with Mates. Down to the ‘3G pitch’ for a kickabout. That’ll put a stop to these hysterics.

[Josh Wilson @JoshWilson51]

Big up Darren playing the desk in Maths with his hands proper 808s n dat

[Josh Wilson @JoshWilson51]

Fred Again and Ed Sheeran are just two annoying kids at a skate park who made it big I’m not saying they’re not good I’m speaking the lord’s truth

[Josh Wilson @JoshWilson51]

£5.20 for lip balm come on @sainsburys we all have chapped lips it’s not exclusive to the super rich

[Josh Wilson @JoshWilson51]

Got a lot of respect for blokes loudly farting whilst at the urinal 😂🫡 #fairplay

[Josh Wilson @JoshWilson51]

Molly and Mitchel #LoveIsland

[Josh Wilson @JoshWilson51]

@amazon removing Amazon Smile charity donations is like Jeff Bezos telling a homeless person “I’ve already given a fiver to someone else this month” absolute greed

[Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards @_DHOTYA]

Or these 4 could easily make it:

“The Orgy”
“You Don’t Deserve Her”
“Security!”
“Dentist”

9 days, 8 potential winners 🏆

[Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy]

@elonmusk My brother in Christ you BOUGHT THE WEBSITE

[Tim Chapman @IslingtonChap]

No, I'm sorry, can't make it tonight Richard. Yeah, I've got withdrawal, the famous 'footy shakes'. Lights off, damp rag over my head and 'Matches of Today' on the iPad on repeat.

Yeah, give me a bell on Saturday. I've buzzed a tenner on the accumulator. Maguire to score.

[Josh Wilson @JoshWilson51]

@roxywilson2022 And 58 days*

[Josh Wilson @JoshWilson51]

Facebook memories reminding me every day I’m still the same angsty passive aggressive teenager I was 15 years ago

[Josh Wilson @JoshWilson51]

@TheyCallMeFazz @PoonHealey @coopuk 😂😂😂 right that’s it you’re not allowed in my wimpy store anymore

[Josh Wilson @JoshWilson51]

I see your Greggs sausage roll and I raise you,the @coopuk sausage roll #chefskiss 😚🤌🏼