Josh 🇿🇲

[🍁 @72Breezy]

IF IM STARTING A FREE TRIAL THEY SHOULD'NT NEED MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION.

[underrated @Nestroytimo]

Death watching you save money

[ɴɪʟʟ @_nill___]

don’t tap

[Street Professor @street_proff]

I realized that when some girls say they want a "God-fearing man," it's not because they fear God. They say it to protect their own interests, especially when they know they have an underwhelming past.

For instance, a lady who's been involved with many men will want a God-fearing man who can be manipulated to believe that her past is in the past and also to forgive and forget because God is forgiving, and anyone who fears God must also be forgiving.

You will likely see them in churches praying for God-fearing husbands, and one hero will think he's found the bone of his bone because he saw her in a church and assumes she must be clean.

He won't know that her preference for piety isn't because she's God-fearing herself. Rather, it's to shield herself from her man's scrutiny of her wild past (that is, if he even gets to know) and, of course, to shield herself from future promiscuities because such a man will be clueless and will make a perfect victim for cuckoldry.

Religion has always been a tool for manipulation.

The game is the game!

[𝚅 𝙸 𝙽 𝙲 𝙴 @VinDollar016]

Shut up, you all call us gay when we reject you.

[Goke🍹🇫🇷🇦🇷🇵🇹 @gokehq]

Your project supervisor watching people sign your shirt knowing you’re not graduating😭

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

HR: Don't worry this survey is completely anonymous...

My boss the following day:

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Born to be a lover boy, forced to know the game.

[Ossy Vincent @ossynoya]

She actually made it. Wow

[Chilangi Sims @Chilangi1]

"I will just drink 2 big mosi by the Rwandese shop"
Me at 02 in Chilenje royal park:

[Binen @BinenLutaya]

So you’re suggesting we arrest you and release you after Valentine’s Day?

[y @ysuckme]

Dear Universe,
Show me how good it can get.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

One of the most confusing things in life is not knowing whether you’re wasting your time or simply being patient.

[𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐨 @Varticoo]

Me looking at my sister searching for a missing wig I gave to my girlfriend

[𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐊 @TheMahleek]

When your course mate is going to collect extra sheet but you’re still on Question 1:

[Josh 🇿🇲 @Josh_8080]

@2kool_tk @BusisiweMotha_ @xviddl download this

[𝕭. @BusisiweMotha_]

when people ask what happened here, tell them the North remembers. tell them Winter came for House Frey

[Josh 🇿🇲 @Josh_8080]

@NicklausWinter1 @xviddl download this

[Josh 🇿🇲 @Josh_8080]

@Benjamin1546098 @xghana_ 😂😂