Josh Carter

frequent nap taker

[Josh Carter @Josh_Carter3]

@emilypaul_ I do it for the fans

[Josh Carter @Josh_Carter3]

@PatrickEllisWx @WLBT Yes, I need the followers

[Josh Carter @Josh_Carter3]

@PatrickEllisWx Thank you for your service

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

we should get sleepy days like we get sick days

[Josh Carter @Josh_Carter3]

Every day around this time I think to myself

[Josh Carter @Josh_Carter3]

Venmo Premium where you get to see how much money everyone is dishing out

[Josh Carter @Josh_Carter3]

@_youaremore_ Thank you so much, Taylor 😭

[Josh Carter @Josh_Carter3]

This month, I wrote about the most surreal experience of my life. Witnessing the execution of David Cox. https://t.co/yI36TmzJT5

[jadey @missmilkton]

me staring at the moon while i’m driving about to crash

[Josh Carter @Josh_Carter3]

Me: *places milk, eggs and one apple on the conveyer belt*
Cashier: Yes, that will be $200.
Me:

[goblin idiot @astreaos]

no emoji can replicate the sheer joy that this guy :D radiates

[Josh Carter @Josh_Carter3]

Facebook down, Instagram down, Twitter coming in and out. If your girl ain’t texting you back today, she hates you.

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

when it's the weekend and it's october

[Josh Carter @Josh_Carter3]

Yes, I am getting all of your emails and can assure you that I will be asking Dr. Dobbs about this on his next Zoom call.

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied

[Josh Carter @Josh_Carter3]

I no longer have the mental strength to care about Ed Sheeran. I hereby release him back into the ether 🤲🏻

[ivan zhao @zhaovan8]

oh sorry i cant im busy that day

[Josh Carter @Josh_Carter3]

@_youaremore_ @BridgetPieschel Glad I could be of service! 😂

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

#ItsComingHome https://t.co/ywIDEu4l8e

[Josh Carter @Josh_Carter3]

The entire Southeast: where did all our gas go?

Me and the boys at Chevron: 😏

[Josh Carter @Josh_Carter3]

@Jim_Webb1 They saw this video