𝕁𝕠𝕤𝕙 𝔻𝕪𝕜𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕒

⚪️ Brockport 2021 ⚪️ “You tried your best and you failed miserably, the lesson is never try"

[𝕁𝕠𝕤𝕙 𝔻𝕪𝕜𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕒 @Josh_Dykstra]

The year is 2008. You fell asleep on the couch watching George Lopez & wake up at 2 AM to a piano. You scramble for the remote but it’s too late. You see her & life is no longer good

[Megan Nyvold @MeganNyvold]

The humiliation ritual that is canceling a gym membership

[𝕁𝕠𝕤𝕙 𝔻𝕪𝕜𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕒 @Josh_Dykstra]

@HonestSportsFa5 @brodysheetzESPN Would be so cool if Bart Kreschler took off his shirt

[Buffalo Bandits @NLLBandits]

The greatest goaltender to ever play the game.

Congratulations on your retirement, and thank you for everything you've done for our city, Vno! 👏

Read Matt's letter to fans » https://t.co/WeLW1IOpfT

[SabresClassics @SabresClassics]

A 103-yard kickoff return from Terrence McGee. October 8, 2007. #BillsMafia

[greg @greg16676935420]

Never been at a lower point in my life

[Parker @incognitoparker]

I'm sorry, I thought this was america.

[Cody Main @cmain7]

day in the life as a 33-year-old man in america

> getting dressed: Jason Kelce's underdog apparel
> breakfast: Pat McAfee's JAMS PB&J
> drive to work: Pat McAfee's The Diary of a Polarizing Figure
> log in to computer: Update McAfee cybersecurity now featuring Pat McAfee
> Lunch Break: The Pat McAfee show
> Place a well-researched sports wager: Hammer Dahn and DraftKings
> Drive home from work: New Heights podcast
> Grab a drink: Garage Beer
> Use the bathroom: Pee into my collectible Garage Beer data center coolant mug
> Finally time to relax on the couch: Watch Monday Night Countdown featuring Pat McAfee and Jason Kelce

[martín @martyn_aleman]

6 grade student asked about my age and when I said 27 she gasped and responded “there’s no way…you’re older than my mom”

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

It was a GI Jane joke

[bonk @f4irymo4ns]

coronas smell and taste like weed

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me knowing everything is going to work out because I saw 11:11 on the microwave

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

STATEMENT FROM THE NEW YORK YANKEES:

“The New York Yankees mourn the passing of Tommy John, who was a bedrock of our rotation during his time in pinstripes and a longtime favorite of Yankees fans. While his incredible longevity and post-surgery achievements changed the fortunes and trajectory of countless athletes around the world, it also overshadowed his excellence as a pitcher, which included consecutive 20‑win seasons with the Yankees. We pause to remember the totality of his legacy — his competitiveness and skill, his penchant for conversation, his kind and gracious nature, and his stature as an athletic and medical pioneer. The Yankees extend our deepest condolences to his family and friends, including wife, Cheryl, daughter, Tamara, and sons Tommy III and Travis. We also keep his son Taylor in our hearts.”

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

FIRST TOUCHDOWN IN HIGHMARK STADIUM ‼️

@joshallenQB to @keoncoleman6

Tune into CBS

[MLB @MLB]

10 years ago today, Aaron Judge hit his first MLB home run!

[𝕁𝕠𝕤𝕙 𝔻𝕪𝕜𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕒 @Josh_Dykstra]

What a fuckin morning man ❤️

[ell @ellxite]

my girl randomly showing me her boobs mid convo and expecting me to continue the convo as if i’m not stood like this

[. @karsonkarisma]

My generation really watched rent go from $500 to $1600 for a one bedroom apartment. The same one bedroom apartment at that. No upgrades or noting.

[Ava Max PAC @avamaxxinista]

I can’t get enough of this video